Somebody doing something exciting New Years Day? PLEASE say yes and invite me :P

Mr. Restroom Toiler Paper Refiller

bah humbug

i'm dreaming of a white christmas...
HOhoho

Ya know.... I actually love buying Christmas gifts.... especially when you have an idea of what to get and it's actually fun to run around the mall trying to get em (minus the huge line ups)... and shopping with sister is fun :D (strike a pose ;) )

mmmm.... buffalo wing flavoured popcorn...

like the card said... one of the worst positions to be in is when you're in a hugging position and there no one to hug :(

but hey, Christmas shopping and spending crazy amounts of money is fun...:D

damn it i want snow.

and a party.

Drinking Responsibly During the Holidays

The holiday season is a time to enjoy family dinners, office parties, and get-togethers with friends. Festive drinks and tasty punches often contribute to the holiday revelry, so here are some tips to help you celebrate sensibly:

• If you are a woman, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol. If you are a man, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol.
  
• Always drink from the bottle labeled "XXX." The bottle with the skull-and-crossbones on the front is poison.
  
• Drinking alone is a telltale sign that you know better than to put up with anybody's bullshit.
  
• Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.
  
• If someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he let you have his car keys. If he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. This also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know.
  
• Never drink with Tyler Schneeklov.
  
• While standing in the middle of the road at 3 a.m. yelling expletives at your ex-girlfriend, wear light-colored clothing so motorists can see you.
  
• Once you get married and have kids, stop drinking tons of whiskey and switch to drinking tons of wine.
  
• Always re-cap your flask between swigs. This lengthens the amount of time between drinks.
  
• Don't mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey.
  
• Don't drink and drive. Disregard this if you happen to be one of those people who drive better drunk.
  
• If you suddenly find yourself impaired by alcohol, prevent any social awkwardness by informing all those present that you profoundly love them, and that you never get this drunk.
  
• Never use alcohol to escape feelings of failure and loneliness. Use Vicodin.
  
• Before heading out to the office holiday party, tape a handcuff key to the inside of your watchband. Just trust us on this one.
  

Source: http://theonion.com/3949/tips.html

And so this is Christmas... and what have you done?

HOMEE!!!!! WEeEEEE!!!
Too bad I can't go home without leaving something precious behind for a day or so :(

GO BLIZZARD GO!
YAR SHE BLOWS!
DON'T STOP TILL I GO!
BLANKET OUR GROUND WITH SNOW!
HO HO HO!










YO!
(LOL)

And by 12:00 tomorrow, hell will be over. w00t!

Very neat...and quite amusing (right-click>save as)

In my mind, it isn't a matter of if. The possibility is there. I just hope we find an answer to "how?"

You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.


What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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spiraling down...

*sigh* yes... 8 miles high... and falling REALLY fast....
especially tomorrow... stupid elec221 :(

From ~wnd
[Series 1 - you]
-- Name: XRaVeNX
-- Birthday: ... 1984
-- Birthplace: Hong Kong
-- Current Location: Kingston
-- Eye Colour: Dark Brown
-- Hair Colour: Black
-- Righty or Lefty: Sorta both (don't ask)
-- Zodiac Sign: Pieces
-- Font: eh.... THAT one

[Series 2 - your favourite]
-- Music: anything really, favs being OLP and Linkin Park
-- Cartoon: Family Guy
-- Color(s): Dark navy blue
-- Magazine: whatever
-- TV Show: whatever happens to be on
-- Song at the Moment: eh... nothing really
-- Language: French (apparently it attracts girls ;) ) or Japanese or Latin
-- Food & Beverage: Corn! Coke!
-- Subject in School: Java... just cuz it's easier :P
-- Weekend Activity: sleep and hang out with someone ;)
-- Ice Cream Flavour: Mint chocolate chip
-- Roller Coaster: good ones :P

[Series 3 - what is]
-- Your most overused phrase online: eh. no idea. "lol"?
-- The last thought you go to sleep with: why am i sleepin alone again?
-- The Best Name for a Butler: Bob
-- Your best feature: this
-- Your bedtime: changes everyday
-- Your greatest fear: i dunno
-- Your greatest accomplishment: poking people
-- Your most missed memory: a time when i couldn't care less

[Series 4 - you prefer]
-- Pepsi or coke: Coke!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDs
-- Dogs or cats: cats
-- Rugrats or Doug: Rugrats
-- Single or taken: ... taken? ;)
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- One pillow or two: One
-- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
-- Hot chocolate or hot cocoa: hrrmm... Hot cocoa
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

[ series 5 - do you ]
-- Take a shower everyday?: occasionally... i think i did that once last year :P
-- Do you think you've been in love?: aye
-- Want to go to college?: eh... no? yes? i dunno yet
-- Like high school?: eh... it was ok
-- Want to get married: too far away
-- Type with your fingers on the right keys?: hell no
-- Believe in yourself?: what does that actually mean?
-- Have any tattoos/where?: no
-- Have any piercings/where?: no
-- Get motion sickness?: if i read in the car
-- Think you're a health freak?: rite....
-- Get along with your parents?: ya.. i guess
-- Like thunderstorms?: Yes. Especially if it pours outside

[Series 6 - the future]
-- Age you hope to be married: no clue
-- Number and Names of Children: 2. Dunno names yet
-- Where do you see yourself in five years?: exactly five years from now? same. sittin in front of my computer...
-- How do you want to die?: morbid arn't we?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: computer graphic artist/designer
-- What country would you most like to visit?: just most of europe and japan

[Series 7 - opposite sex]
-- Best eye color?: green or orange
-- Best hair color?: red
-- Short or long hair?: long
-- Best height?: my height
-- Best weight?: around my weight? give or take 10-15 lbs?
-- Best articles of clothing?: no comment ;)
-- Best first date location?: it's not about the location. it's about the person ;)
-- Best first kiss location?: refer to above
-- What facial feature do you find the most attractive?: eyes

[Series 8 - other]
-- When's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: two nights ago
-- How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2
-- What's on your mouse pad?: a mouse
-- How many houses have you lived in?: houses? 4
-- How many schools have you gone to? : 9
-- What colour is your bedroom carpet?: navy blue
-- If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take one thing (not person) with you what would you take? : a sail boat DUH
-- What was the best time of your life so far?: maybe tomorrow

PAST
First grade teacher's name: no recollection at all
Last word you said: ok
Last song you sang: don't remember

PRESENT
What's in your cd player? : don't use the CD player much
What colour socks are you wearing? : black and grey
What's under your bed? : boxes and a floor
What time did you wake up at today?: 12?

NOW
Current mood: bored
Current music: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Current hair: needs washing
Current clothes: jeans, tshirt, hoodie
Current smell: nothing
Current longing: S and for exams to be over
Current desktop picture: some random 3D render
Current fingernail colour: their natural colour
Current crush: mine already ;) the other is not
Current hate: elec221
Last CD that you bought: HAAHAHAHA.. a blank one.. actually.. 100 blank ones
Favourite place to be: where i was last nite
Time you wake up in the morning: pretty late in the afternoon recently
Do you believe in an afterlife?: it's a possibility. i don't believe in it yet
How tall are you?: 5'3
Current favourite word: more a phrase: BOTTOM. BURN. RED. RAW!
Favourite book(s): False Memory
Favourite season: Summer and Winter

YAY! DONE!

Random (and senseless) links!

obviously to procratinate ;)

• Hands free mobile phone


• Huge ass explosion. 32 people including the camera crew died.


• "Oooh my goodness"


• Aquada!!


• Rejected Crayons


• GAMES! (Warning: EXTREME ADDICTION!!! Click with caution!)


• Use it.


• Scrollbar racing


• Longest lineup in the world

That's it for now. Get back to work ;)

teddy says: i miss you........ already.... damn it....
*sigh*
*hug*

psst..... food is good... get more in your house ;)

mmm... i'm gonna start living at the coffee shop.

OMG it's DECEMBER! I only realized it now! WEEeeee!!!! Maybe her spirit is wearing off on me. But who cares! SNOW! CHRISTMAS! YAY!


then there's exams..... bah.... death.... *sigh*

SNOW!!! SNOW!!! OMG SNOW!!! :D

wonder how many people are confused as hell. :P ah well, i'm rather confused too.

What NOT to do during "Return of the King."

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

[nerdiness]MUHAHA! ALL HAIL ME! HTML CAN BLOW ME! I pwnz j00!!! NARF!! [/nerdiness]

another goodbye.
it was memorable but it never happened.

And when we meet
As I'm sure we will
All that was then
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

24 hours short two weeks. well, i guess to be technical, it would be exactly two weeks. To the dot too. Wow.

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing the miraculas surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man
lost both arms and legs in an accident, I re-attached
them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field
events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on
cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president
of the United States."

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks," Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".

haha. disappearing for a week is fun.
and 24 is EVIL. (assuming evil = addictive)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after

...as an atheist that makes me even more sure that there is no need for a superior being...

Does it get depressing?

A lot of it is extremely depressing. But huge amounts of it are exhilarating or downright hilarious, because of the levels of human absurdity that you encounter in desperate situations. You see incredibly inspiring things: people who for no conceivable reason will show the most extraordinary generosity, the most extraordinary kindness, the most extraordinary humanity, when it is against their interests to do so. I am always struck by how people in the worst situations transcend the limitations of humankind and become god-like in their abilities to do inspirational and extraordinary things - and as an atheist that makes me even more sure that there is no need for a superior being.

source: http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp;jsessionid=PCMEPHDKOOEA?id=ns24211

woooooo it's like a wind tunnel outside.

Another all nighter. WEEEEeheee!!!! COFFEE!!!!
SHHH... don't let mom know ;)
yum... eggs are good

DAMN! FUCK! GAH! I found myself in the same trap as last year again! GAH!!!!
At least I noticed early this time. Still got time to fix... must work.

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall. the owner asks the clerk "what's with that guy over there by the
wall?" the clerk replies, "well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives." the owner says"you idiot!!!!! you can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives!" the clerk replies, "of course you
can!!!!!! look at him, he's afraid to cough!!!"

I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!!! YAY!

Interview with Roger Ebert

Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The reporter had been assigned a theory and was seeking sound bites to support it. "Wouldn't you say," she asked, "that killings like this are influenced by violent movies?" No, I said, I wouldn't say that. "But what about 'Basketball Diaries'?" she asked. "Doesn't that have a scene of a boy walking into a school with a machine gun?" The obscure 1995 Leonardo Di Caprio movie did indeed have a brief fantasy scene of that nature, I said, but the movie failed at the box office (it grossed only $2.5 million), and it's unlikely the Columbine killers saw it.

The reporter looked disappointed, so I offered her my theory. "Events like this," I said, "if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song; these two kids were packaged as the Trench Coat Mafia. The message is clear to other disturbed kids around the country: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous. The TV will talk about nothing else but me. Experts will try to figure out what I was thinking. The kids and teachers at school will see they shouldn't have messed with me. I'll go out in a blaze of glory."

Thanks LIZ and MELI for the wonderful weekend! I hoped you guys had as much fun as i did. I loved it! I love montreal. After this weekend, it makes me wish i went there :P Maybe it was only cuz i was the token male... legions of females chasing after me :P minus the asshole, it was very very nice. and meli... don't forget to play with u're new piercing often and frequent in a few weeks... especially when i see u anytime in the future ;) HAHAHAHA
Thanks so much! Luv ya both!

guess where i am! :D
liz!!! meli!!! yay! happy bday meli!!! :)

Tuesday Randomness

• Baby seals... mmm mmm good



• Trojan Games



• Tomacco



• Reality TV at it's worst



• Visualize $87 Billion in $1 bills



• How about in pennies?

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You jerk.............. it's ten past three in the morning!"

and now, silence.
with the flick of a switch, it's darkness.

From ~kaliqo and her friend martin:

Billy Connolly's - 14 things I hate about everybody........

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots, huh?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

goodbye.
at least we got to say it this time.

when you smile while you cry, does it make you insane?

nevermind. nevermind. i was wrong. hahahahaha *sigh*

it's so nice. i mean, to know the world isn't ALWAYS against you. and that good things DO happen.
i don't even so much mind that i can't sleep.

oh it's great. you can FEEL the cold wrap itself around you as IT happens. *gives the finger to the sky*

wait he said. give it time.
maybe...

wwww0000tttt.... GO INSOMNIA GO!!!

woohoo.. thinking is fun...
can't sleep.
tomorrow will be fun

Ecstacy is all you need
Living in the big machine now
Oh, you're so vain
Now your world is way too fast
Nothin's real and nothing lasts
And I'm aware

I'm in love but you don't care
Turn your anger into lust
I'm still here, but you don't trust at all
And I'll be waiting

Love and sex and loneliness
Take what's yours and leave the rest
So I'll survive
God, it's good to be alive

And I'm torn in pieces
I'm lyin there waiting for
My heart is reeling
I'm blind and waiting for you

Silly love with all your sins
Wait and stop and I begin
And I'll - I'll be waitin'
Livin' like a house on fire
What you fear is your desire
It's hard to deal
I still love the way you feel

Now this angry little girl
Drownin in this petty world
And I'm who you run to
Swallow all your bitter pills
That's what makes you beautiful
You're all a lie
I won't leave what you ain't got

I'm blind and waiting for you
I'm blind and waiting for you

And I can't believe it's coming true
God, it's good to be alive
I'm still here and waitin' for you
And I can't believe it's coming true
I'm blind and waiting for you

What Irrational Number Are You?

You are e Of all the irrational numbers, you are the most intense. By nature you are powerful, although sometimes you can spiral out of control. You are good with money; the interest seems to just compound whenever you are near. When someone uses the word "exponential" they are probably talking about you. In some ways you and φ are a nearly perfect match. Not to mention how attractive φ is. But then, there is the remarkable π... Your lucky number is approximately 2.71828183

Shiny Lemur Straif's Blog

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?

to a friend in need. this is for you. i hope.
Your life has seemed so hard
It's been dried up
Angels that can't keep guard
I'm trying to reach your hand
But I'm on fire
I never planned to fade away
Stay with me
Stop pretending
When they say that your nothing
Are you sad, are you holding yourself
You shouldn't be
Are you sad, are you locked in your room
You shouldn't be
I'm drowning inside your head
Help me to answer
Help understand
But its been so long
Since we talked like friends
Please forgive me
I'm just a man
Whose made
Mistakes

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

ROFLMAO and ewwww.. all at the same time...
Operation "Home Base"

Free Ringtones!
OK. As long as you live in North America and have a cell phone that can receive SMS messages, this can benefit you.
I have this little program that can generate and compose ringtones and convert them to SMS messages.
So, I'm offering you free ringtones. Just gimmie the name of the song you want, your phone number. your phone brand and model and I'll send it to you at some point.

CHECK to make sure your phone is supported first. Update: I can only give you key in and SMS. So if your phone only supports WAP, u're outta luck

The only cost to you is maybe receiving the SMS message. Check your cellular plan to see if you can receive SMS messages for free.

(Realize, it usually costs money to get ringtones)

How many petals are around the rose?
See if you can figure it out.
The smarter you are, the longer it takes.
If you figure it out, just say so but don't give it away.
I'll give the answer tomorrow.

Answer (backwards): .rehtegot dedda eid hcae fo tod elddim eht dnuora stod fo rebmun ehT

From ma sista:
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because there are only

365 days in the year.

Typical academic year for a student.

1) Sundays - 52. There are 52 Sundays in a year, which are days of rest
according to the Christian religion, which in this PC era we cannot afford to deny to them. Everyone else may claim also.
Balance: 365 - 52 = 313 days.

2) Summer holidays. 50 days, (more or less depending on regional variants) where the weather is incredibly hot, rendering it physically impossible to study.
Balance: 263 days.

3) 8 hours daily sleep, the required hours for peak mental and physical health adds to a total of 122 days.
Balance: 141 days.

4) 1 hour a day for play, or physical activity, necessary to stimulate blood flow for both mind and body means 15 days total.
Balance: 126 days.

5) Two hours daily for food and other delicacies (chew properly to aid digestion and swallowing) means 30 days.
Balance: 96 days.

6) 1 hour for talking a day, for a total of 15 days. (man is a social animal you know)
Balance: 81 days.

7) Exam days per year at least 35.
Balance: 46 days.

8) Quarterly, half-yearly and festival holidays - approximately 40 if we are to celebrate our religious diversity and recognise the relevance of religions other than Christianity.
Balance: 6 days.

9) Allow three days for possible sickness.
Balance: 3 days.

10) Movies and necessary functions (ie, afternoon at Grandparents, time spent in court) at least 2 days.
Balance: 1 day.

11) That one day is your birthday, recognised worldwide as a day when you don't have to do anything if you don't want to!!!

HOW ON EARTH ARE WE MEANT TO SUCCEED WHEN THE WORLD SETS US UP FOR FAILURE?!?

i'm bored. shut up.

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Everything
Special Talents Are	Everything (Multi-talented)
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Hands
Special Talents Are	Looking Innocent
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Ass
Special Talents Are	Giving The Rub Down
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

i dunno if i like the first or last one more :D

sweet... 1 hr of sleep
livin purely on caffine and adrenaline. coffee and coke are my only friends today...
can't wait to get it over with...

that was one awesome party? doncha think? :P

The Top 12 Things Overheard from Klingon Programmers
(Only geeks will fully appreciate this)
12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"

11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"

10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon."

9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"

8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake."

7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."

6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."

5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."

4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"

3) "By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"

2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"

1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"

To all my family and friends, old and new, I wish you all enough...
This is wonderful.... share it with someone who is special in your life!

At an airport, I overheard a father and his daughter in their last moments together. They had announced her plane's departure and
standing near the door she said, "Daddy, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough too,
Daddy."

They kissed good-bye and she left. He walked over towards the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see he wanted and needed to cry.
I tried not to intrude on his privacy, but he welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?"

"Yes, I have," I replied. Saying that brought back memories I had of expressing my love and appreciation for all my Dad had done for me. Recognizing that his days were limited, I took the time to tell him face to face how much he meant to me. So I knew what this man was experiencing.

"Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?" I asked. "I am old and she lives much too far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is, her next trip back will be for my funeral," he said.

"When you were saying good-bye I heard you say, 'I wish you enough, may I ask what that means?"

He began to smile. "That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone."

He paused for a moment and looking up as if trying to remember it in detail, he smiled even more. "When we said, 'I wish you enough,' we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with enough good things to sustain them"

He continued and then, turning toward me, he shared the following as if he were reciting it from memory:

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough "Hellos" to get you through the final "Good-bye"
He then began to sob and walked away.

My friends and loved ones, I wish you enough. They say, "It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them"

Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and also remember to send it to the person who sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.
If you don't send it to anyone, it means that you're in a hurry and you need to slow down to enjoy what is around you, the people around you.

I wish you enough.

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

omg.. wow.. that was a huge dinner... ugh... yum

i will resist.... resist the fall into oblivion again...
i need nothing.
hope

The Matrix has YOU...

awww gawd. lol. 8:30 class. just literally coughed every 2 minutes. oddly enough, the second the class ended, i stopped coughing... lol

I'm sick. Taking a break from work. from ~kaliqo
A - Act your age - 19
B - Boyfriend - NONE! Not gay.
C - Chore you hate - mopping
D - Dad's name - andrew
E - Essential make up item - i don't have or use any makeup
F - Favourite actress - Michelle Rodriguez
G - Gold or silver - Silver
H - Hometown - hong kong
I - Instruments you play - piano
J - Job title - student. and semi-employed (don't ask)
K - Kids - nope. none. maybe later. probably not.
L - Living arrangements - house. a freakin cold one.
M - Mum's name - vincy
N - Number of people you've slept with - 0 (assuming u mean it THAT way)
O - Overnight hospital stays - none
P - Phobia - nothing... not that i know of anyhow
Q - Quote(ATION) you like - "42"
R - Religious affiliation - none
S - Sibling - 3 of them.
T - Time you wake up? - not at all if i can help it
U - Unique habit - eh.... i dunno
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat - none really. it's food. i don't complain.
W - Worst habit - too many to list
X - X-rays you've had - mouth... and that's it
Y - Yummy food you make - i don't cook much
Z - Zodiac Sign - pieces

*sigh* i feel like shit. sooooo fucking cold... damn it :(

awwww man... homecoming was great :) minus the cold i have now. :D
biggest kegger i've ever seen. too bad it's so freakin cold out.

that was THE single worst assignment I've ever done. HOLY CRAP! I wanna shoot my prof.

Bored in your dorm? Hungry? Going insane slowly from the massive amounts of homework? Have some cereal and milk!
(I have noooo clue. But it was amusing to watch)

I can't be losing sleep
Over this, no I can't
And now I can not stop pacing
Give me a few hours
I'll have this all sorted out
If my mind would just stop racing

Cause I can not stand still
I can't be this unsturdy
This cannot be happening

This is over my head
But underneath my feet
Cause by tomorrow morning
I'll have this thing beat
And everything will be back to the way that it was
I wish that it was just that easy

(chorus)
Cause I'm waiting for tonight
Then waiting for tomorrow
And I'm somewhere in between
What is real and just a dream
What is real and just a dream
What is real and just a dream

Would you catch me if I fall out of what I fell in
Don't be surprised if I collapse
Down at your feet again
I don't want to run away from this
I know that I just don't need this

Cause I can not stand still
I can't be this unsturdy
This cannot be happening

(repeat chorus)

What is real and just a dream

I'm 22.09073% - Geek

LOL. Nice guys always finish last...

wow... almost started writting in it again... almost...

tonite was a nice reminder of how much it sucks to be alone. *sigh*
is it so wrong to even look forward to something?

She said I don't know if I've ever been good enough
I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in
And I don't know if I've ever been really loved
By a hand that's touched me, well I feel like something's
Gonna give
And I'm a little bit angry, well

This ain't over, no not here, not while I still need you
Around
You don't owe me, we might change
Yeah we just might feel good

[chorus]

I wanna push you around, I will, I will
I wanna push you down, I will, I will
I wanna take you for granted, I wanna take you for granted
I will

She said I don't know why you ever would lie to me
Like I'm a little untrusting when I think that the truth is
Gonna hurt ya
And I don't know why you couldn't just stay with me
You couldn't stand to be near me
When my face don't seem to want to shine
Cuz it's a little bit dirty well

Don't just stand there, say nice things to me
I've been cheated I've been wronged, and you
You don't know me, I can't change
I won't do anything at all

[chorus]

Oh but don't bowl me over
Just wait a minute well it kinda fell apart, things get so
Crazy, crazy
Don't rush this baby, don't rush this baby

[chorus]

hahaha... i hit a milestone today. i had more beers today than i ever had in my life (which still isn't a lot btw) :P and the funny thing is, i didn't even feel it. i felt it more last week when i only had one. lol. and i was starving today when i had it too. weird. and i learned guinness is disgusting. ewww.

aw man. this weekend is gonna be boring. i have the house to myself starting tomorrow but wtf am i gonna do? so much work. so little time.

i'm trying to learn two new things atm... maybe i'll surprise you all once i get good enough at them to show y'all. ;)

i think i've done something bad again and hurt someone without intending to or knowing.

haha... yay! I'm starting to finally find beers sorta alrite.

Damn Timmy Ho's for being so far away. GRRRrr

lesson of the day: don't go to a kegger where you dunno anyone.

One of the coolest things I've seen in a while.

Apparently, you can't even buy music online legally even if you wanted to.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAaa I'm going insane.

somebody teach me. i want one.

Christine’s depression never seems to end
Cause She’ll never be as skinny as the girls on ‘Friends’
She got fat hips and thin lips, she’s jealous of a Q-tip
She’d take stupid over fat
She stuck her fingers down her throat for the very last time today
And she walked away

Malcolm’s got his image
His rock and his Glock
If he lives to see 20 he will have beat the clock
He’s got his ride and his pride and girls by his side
He makes his stand with the gun in his hand
He saw his best friend lying on a stainless steel tray
And he walked away

And the destinations clear …anywhere but here

It Doesn’t matter that you’re lying in the gutter
It Doesn’t matter that your brain’s all cluttered
It Doesn’t matter that you’re covered in scars
You’re never in the gutter with your eyes on the stars

So Walk away from the boyfriend bruises
And the shame of the game that your brain knows you’re losing
And the job that you do it just robs you of who
You can be when you’re free from this mentality
So you're home by the phone getting stoned all alone
With your chatroom friends, your Korn and Ramones
But the phone don’t ring and Joey just sings ‘Sedated’
You gotta learn to hate it

It Doesn’t matter that you’re lying in the gutter
It Doesn’t matter that your brain’s on all cluttered
It Doesn’t matter that you’re covered in scars
You’re never in the gutter with your eyes on the stars

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deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and
you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Proud Canadaians

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under thecommand of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go
figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary,who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis,the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.


BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day

it was a nice surprise. but you know me better than anyone. you've gotta do better than that.

crossing my fingers for tonite ;)
the selected few would know what i mean

I love "housemeetings" hahaha.
and one word. strongbow. mmmmmmm.....

hurray for cable internet *hugs the wonderful modem*

I'm back.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Shizzlemah.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

from alex just cuz i'm bored.

If I were a month, I would be: february
If I were a day of the week, I would be: friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9pm
If I were a planet, I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a jellyfish
If I were a direction, I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a fluffy couch
If I were a sin, I would be: lust ;)
If I were a historical figure, I would be: the unknown soldier
If I were a liquid, I would be: water in a river
If I were a stone, I would be: by birth stone (yes i dunno wtf it is called but it's purple)
If I were a bird, I would be: a raven (duh)
If I were a tool, I would be: drill :D
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: pouring rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: kitty
If I were a color, I would be: black or dark blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: meh
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: ocean waves crashing on the shores
If I were an element, I would be: 12 on the periodic table
If I were a car, I would be: black mclaren f1
If I were a song, I would be: Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
If I were a book, I would be written by: no idea
If I were a food, I would be: mint chocolate ice cream
If I were a place, I would be: a dream
If I were a material, I would be: i dunno what it's made of but towels
If I were a taste, I would be: minty cold fresh
If I were a scent, I would be: the smell during/after rain
If I were a word, I would be: was
If I were an object, I would be: a sex toy HAHAHAHA, no seriously... probably a Desert Eagle :D
If I were a body part, I would be: the eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the look when you remember a happy time in the past
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Bubbles!
If I were a shape, I would be: a circle
If I were a number, I would be: 7

GAAAHHH A/C broken still... damn hell
there.. i'm conserving power :P

l337 pr@y3r
(kathryn will appreciate this lol)

Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

4m3n

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	RavX
You will die on:	Tuesday, October 10, 2017
You will die of:	Deleted from the Matrix
Username:
Created by Quill

God doesn't love me :(

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	XRaVeNX
You will die on:	Tuesday, July 27, 2032
You will die of:	Smote by God
Username:
Created by Quill

I guess you CAN have too much of a good thing...

Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
Fri Aug 15,10:33 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.


"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

Source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=3&u=/nm/penis_dc

woooo... power is back on finally ;)

coolest stuff that happened:
- people being so nice to each other
- a civilian directing traffic with a jacket on that said "Metropolitian POLICE" on the back and in really small letters under it, "Washington D.C."
- actually sitting down with family (abiet just starring at each other most of the time)
- my mother encouraging my brother to join in on the card gambling
- got off work early on thursday
- no work friday! (well, they DID get power back but i just decided not to go oops)
- seeing Mars, the stars, and the moon
- the candles... so neat...

not so cool:
- hour drive (normally takes 15-20 min) in traffic home with low gas and being afraid i wouldn't get home
- heat... SO freakin hot
- so bored....
- stupid bugs and birds making noise outside at 6am
- on the radio: some woman got charged $100 for a taxi that took her a distance of one block
- on the radio: gas station that charged 99.9 cents per litre
- on the radio: people looting Future Shop
- retarded finger pointing by US and Canada at each other

what I'm really curious is... what exactly happened that caused such a huge outage? that would cascade down all over the place...

... i'm melting... and so damn bored... stupid power outage...
and still no power after 24 hours
call me if u can somehow read this.. so i won't be so bored... lol

i slept at 8:30 last nite. Crazy eh? LOL
too bad it was boiling in the house cuz of the A/C breaking down around 3am :(

happy bday kats :)

Thx Liz for the great party! :)

HELL YA! I got it to work! Suck it AutoCAD! SUCK IT HARD!

i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored. gah.
i hate autocad. DIE!

I had the weirest dream two nights ago. It wasn't exactly what the dream was about. Hell, I don't even really remember what it is about anymore. But the point is, is that sometime during the dream, I got hurt. Now, it is believed by many that it is not possible to feel pain in a dream. I believe this because I can't remember the last time I got hurt in a dream and actually felt real pain. But this particular night, I sorta did. I say sorta cuz it wasn't really real pain. Instead of actually feeling the pain, my mind filled the gap and forced me to react like I felt pain. Like, if I put my hand on a hot stove in my dream, I would flinch and remove my hand from the stove. And I would go "Ow, that's hot!" but I would never actually feel any pain. It was like an automatic reaction to what I have grown up to know SHOULD cause pain.

This sorta got me thinking. Maybe sometimes, the pain that we feel arn't actually there.

anyways, I'm BSing. LOL. I'll shut up now.

Flash mobs: a new social phenomenon?

Is it performance art or the ultimate surprise party? A social phenomenon known as the 'flash mob', which began in New York and relies on e-mail, appears to be spreading worldwide.

Using mass e-mailing, the organisers bring together what their invitations describe as 'inexplicable mobs' - large crowds that materialise in public places and suddenly dissipate 10 minutes later.

Since the first flash mob was organised in Manhattan in May, by a mischievous underground group called the Mob Project, the practise has already spread to other U.S. cities, while plans are being drawn up for events in London, Rome and Vienna.

The concept's creator, a shadowy figure known only as Bill, started off by e-mailing 50 friends to gather at a retail store in downtown Manhattan. The plan was foiled after the store was tipped off, forcing Bill to introduce an element of subterfuge.

For mob number two, participants were asked to gather in advance in one of several bars and only then were handed a leaflet detailing the target - Macy's department store.

More than 100 people suddenly appeared on Macy's home furnishing floor and, as instructed by the leaflet, began discussing whether to purchase a 'love rug' for their fictitious commune. To the bewilderment of the sales staff, the crowd then melted away as quickly as it had formed.

As Bill's e-mail pool has expanded, so has the size of the gatherings. Mob number three saw nearly 200 people flood the lobby of the swanky Hyatt Hotel and erupt into synchronised applause in front of bemused guests, while number four involved the invasion of a shoe boutique in Soho with participants pretending to be hick tourists from the southern U.S. state of Maryland on a bus trip.

"It's a spectacle for spectacle's sake - which is silly, but is also, as I've discovered somewhat to my surprise, genuinely transgressive, which is part of its appeal, I think," said the mysterious Bill in an e-mail exchange. "People feel like there's nothing but order everywhere, and so they love to be a part of just one thing that nobody was expecting."

A spokesman for the New York police department was wary about commenting on the legality of the mobs, but said the police would intervene only if there was criminal intent. For the most recent event, on July 24, one group gathered in an Irish bar, trying vainly to act casual as they loitered around the jukebox mentioned in the invitation.

"Are you with the mob?" whispered one anxious first-timer, only to be shushed with a knowing nod and wink, followed by a nervous giggle. A Mob Project representative surreptitiously handed out instruction leaflets, guiding that group and others to a grassy knoll in Central Park, opposite the American Museum of Natural History.

The mob began at 7:18 pm precisely - the 300-plus participants having synchronised watches with a time zone website - and the surreal instructions were followed to the letter:
· For the first three minutes, make as little noise as possible. If you can make a realistic bird call, you may occasionally do so.
· By 7:21 pm, you may make all bird calls, unrealistic or no.
· By 7:23 pm, you may also mumble, 'bird noise'.
· By 7:25 pm, you may also call out, "Nature here! Come get some nature," to passers-by.
· At 7:26 pm, chant "Na-ture" for 20 seconds, cheer and disperse.

"It was over before I could work out whether it was really clever or really dumb. But either way I kind of enjoyed it," said Lorien Poole, 24, who was e-mailed by a friend.

Just a few hours later, the event was the subject of heated discussion on several website chatrooms devoted to the flash mob trend. "It seems to me that while this is all fun, harmless and interesting for now, that it is just a matter of time before a fight breaks out and the mob becomes a riot," wrote one pessimistic participant.

Bill has made it clear he intends to wind up the project before it gets out of hand, although the concept appears to be taking on a life of its own.

San Francisco, Minneapolis and Phoenix have all staged their own events, while the first European mob took place this week in Rome, when 300 people entered a music and bookstore and asked for non-existent titles. The idea has also been adopted and given a more political agenda by other groups.

In Detroit, a group of gays and lesbians organise the 'Detroit Guerrilla Queer Bar', which targets a local straight restaurant or bar for 'swarming' on a designated night. And in Boston, Reggie Cummings, a black software developer, coordinates 'friendly takeovers' by crowds of black yuppies of downtown bars with a traditionally white clientele.

Source: http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s913314.htm

Oh and Tomb Raider sucks. She's damn hot but the movie sucked. I almost burst out laughing at the shitty cheesy special effects.

Random stuff
Milking the cow

Internet Help Desk... lol... I pity these guys

Watch. It won't happen. Cuz it never does.

LOL. The scent of red wine drifting throught the theatre. the little kid musta been going "wtf?!?!"

what am i suppose to think when everytime i try, i get shot down?

Quote: "Do we as people get unhappy because of us ourselves, or because of whats around us. People blame the world for our misery, but the world is not whats unhappy, it is us. We make the equation negetive because we choose to. We find it logical to abide by the governing principles of basic arithmatic. This world is not a blackboard. The equations dont fit."

A most enlighting quote. Thank you. And I'm glad you're back upon your feet.

ROFLMAO
you must send this to at least five of your friends before the next full moon or else you will be constipated for the next three months and all your hair will fall out...

thank you...
self-realization is nice. but what if it turns out to be something bad and it's something you can't change?

Curled up in a ball
Under the covers
Heavy breathing
Painted tears
Quiet screams
It is the only way he can express himself beyond the numbness

How many times have you been pushed around
Is anybody there, does anybody care
And how many times have your friends let you down
Is anybody there, did anybody stare, oh
And how many times have your friends let you down
Just open up your heart
Just open up your mind
And how many times has your faith slipped away
Well is anybody safe, does anybody pray

Chorus:

Oh, life is waiting for you
It's all messed up, but we're alive
Oh, life is waiting for you
It's all messed up, but we'll survive

And how many days have you just slept away
Is everybody high, is everyone afraid
And how many times have you wished you were strong
Have they ever seen your heart
Have they ever seen your pain

Chorus

She gets high, she gets lost
She gets drowned by the cost
Twice a day, every week, and all her life
She gets high, she gets lost
She gets drowned by the cost
Twice a day, every week, and all her life

Chorus

Oh, life is waiting for you
It's all messed up but we're alive
Oh, life is waiting for you, oh
It's all messed up but we're alive It's all messed up but we'll survive
It's all messed up but we're alive
It's all messed up but we'll, but we'll survive

headache 2 days...continious... and still going.. ow...

hhaha. I love the BS I spew out that no one cares about.

Switched to a new comment system. the old one kept going down :(

pages of words
thousands of tears
and yet
not a million phrases
can describe my pain

Google on drugs

And again, my belief in that I have random luck at pool has proven itself again last nite.

All the raging angry words I have inside is nothing compared to the saddness deeper within.

I am now convinced that I get random luck at pool. lol

"I've never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don't listen,
they don't come in when you call, they like
to stay out all night, come home and expect
to be fed and stroked, then want to be left
alone and sleep. In other words, every quality
that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

Man cuts off penis, eats it.

13jul03

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

Source

Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.


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gah. stupid network. took like 2 days to fix it. now it's fixed :)

and in other news:
fuck off

hahaha A few of them were funny. Nice place to waste away some hours. Check it out if u're bored.

ASCII Matrix Very cool... and someone had too much time on their hands.

I dunno if they were doing it on purpose or not but I saw a bunch of ricers (supped up cheap Hondas and what not) driving down the road today. They were THE worst drivers ever. There must have been like 5 of them or something but they kept changing lanes for no reason, and whenever they changed lanes, they would slow down to almost a crawl before changing a lane. And then they would floor it for like half a second before making another lane change. Not to mention I was stuck behind these idiots. Maybe it was cuz none of the drivers were Asians. But hell, as if supping up a car isn't stupid enough, they can't even drive for their life.

Survey

Another survey... haven't done one of these in a while. Read through it and thought it looked familiar. But then again, I've done soo damn many of these already. This is from Xan btw.

[What's on your bedside table?]: alarm clock, two candles, a bunch of random batteries, my cellphone
[What is the geekiest part of your music collection?]: that i actually listen to? Weird Al Yankovic
[What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?]: I rarely raid the fridge and if I do usually it's candy of some sort
[What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?]: There one one. And I ain't telling.
[If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?]: eh... taller? although I don't think plastic surgery can do that.
[Do you have a completely irrational fear?]: hrm... i have a lot of things i don't fear that i really should...
[What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?]: biting down really hard and looking away
[Do you ever have to beg?]: sometimes
[Are you a pyromaniac?]: not so much cuz i don't have access to a lot of flammable stuff ... too bad
[Do you have too many love interests?]: no
[Do you know anyone famous?]: no
[Describe your bed]: the bottom part of a bunkbed. hard but comfy. big pillow.
[Spontaneous or plan?]: usually i plan. but depending on my mood and who i am with, i can be very very spontaneous.
[Who should play you in a movie about your life?]: eh... myself?
[Do you know how to play poker?]: yes... even the asian version ;)
[What do you carry with you at all times?]: wallet, cell phone, car keys, ring, watch
[How do you drive?]: depends on my mood and if i am in a rush or not.
[What do you miss most about being little?]: the innocence of not knowing too much about anything.
[Are you happy with your given name?]: meh. it works
[How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one
year?]: too much ;)
[What color is your bedroom?]: i dunno.. maybe it's the light but it's like a really really pale pink... eww...
[What was the last song you were listening to?]: Our Lady Pace - Life
[Have you ever been in a play?]: yep
[Who are your best friends?]: i dunno anymore
[Have you ever been in love?]: yes
[Do you talk a lot?]: no
[Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?]: i don't hate or like myself. I just tolerate myself.
[Have you ever done any illegal drugs?]: yep ;)
[Do you think you're cute]?: eh.. no
[Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?]: i guess
[Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?]: me, myself, and i mostly. And since I don't have a gf, i guess my friends.
[spell your name backwards]: xnevarx
[where do you live]: toronto
[describe yourself in three words]: quiet, short, understanding
[who is your worst enemy]: the world. and yet, it is my only friend.
[if you could have ANY animal for a pet, what would it be]: a kitty
[wallet]: black leather, and ripped on the inside a bit
[hairbrush]: brown
[toothbrush]: white, electric
[jewelry worn daily]: ring, watch
[blanket]: i don't have a fav blankie
[underwear]: yes i wear them
[shoes]: brown hiking shoes
[keychain]: one of those loop thingys that u can put around your neck
[tattoos]: none, but i want one :D
[piercings]: none
[current music]: Our Lady Peace - Live Album
[wearing]: white tshirt and grey shorts
[hair]: black
[wishing]: too much
[talking to]: mike
[ Name ]: XRaVeNX
[ Nicknames ]: XRaVeNX, RavX
[ Born in ]: hong kong
[ Resides in ]: my house
[ Eyes ]: dark brown
[ Shoe size ]: 8
[height]: 5'3"
[Weight]: 110ish
Last time you..
[ Had a nightmare ]: like 3 days ago
[ Said "I love you" and meant it ]: a long time ago
[ Ate at McDonald's ]: like 2 days ago
[ Dyed your hair ]: a year ago was it?
[ Brushed your hair ]: 5 hours ago
[ Washed your hair ]: 5 hours ago
[ Checked your e-mail ]: just before i started doing this
[ Cried ]: too long
[ Called someone ]: just today
[ Smiled ]: weeks, possibly months.
[ Laughed ]: months.
[ Talked to an ex ]: i dunno how to answer this
Do You...
[ Smoke? ]: no
[ Do drugs? ]: nope
[ Sleep with stuffed animals? ]: i luv my teddy
[ Play an instrument? ]: piano
[ Remember your first love? ]: yes
[ Still love him/her? ]: ...
[ Have any straight friends? ]: yes
[ Consider love a mistake? ]: never
[ Like the taste of alcohol? ]: depends on what
[ Believe in God? ]: it is a possibility but i don't believe in it yet
[ Pray? ]: not really.. sometimes i guess
[ Go to church? ]: no
[ Have any secrets? ]: duh
[ Talk to strangers who instant message you]: rarely now a days
[ Wear hats? ]: no
[ Hate yourself? ]: sometimes
[ Have an obsession? ]: yes
[ Like your handwriting? ]: as long as other people and myself can understand it
[ Have any bad habits? ]: yes
[ Care about looks? ]: sometimes
[ Boy/girlfriend's looks? ]: none
[ Friends and other people? ]: it's their choice
[ Believe in witches? ]: no
[ Believe in ghosts? ]: no
Current:
[ Mood ]: scale of 1 - 10 (1 being borribly crappy mood and 10 being ..happily hyper) ... 2
[ Make-up ]: none
[ Taste ]: grape juice
[ Annoyance ]: constain burning in eyes
[ Smell ]: nothing
[ Thought ]: this survey is too long
[ Fingernail Color ]: normal natural colour
[ Refreshment ]: grape juice
[ Worry ]: too much
[ Crush ]: none
[ Favorite Celebrity ]: danzel washington
Last Person:
[ You Touched ]: my dad
[ You Talked to ]: my dad
[ You Hugged ]: forget.. too long ago
[ You Instant messaged ]: mike
[ You Yelled At ]: forget... i rarely yell
[ You Had A Crush On ]: mj?
[ Who broke Your Heart ]: mj? lol...
[ Kissed ]: alex.. possibly

Who do you want to:
[ Kill ]: maybe myself... or maybe YOU
[ Slap ]: no one?
[ Tickle ]: my little brother :D
[ Talk To ]: myself
[ Have Sex with ]: i dunno
[ Kiss ]: again.. i dunno.. a girl i know? lol
[ Be Like ]: "I wanna be like Mike!" lol :P j/k... myself

Basics::
name: .....xravenx
Age: 19 BABY! and LEGAL! BAHAHAHA *points at all the underaged fools!*
Loc: room
Hair: black
Eyes: dark brown
Height: 5'3"
Sexual Orientation: straight
(why the hell did I answer those questions AGAIN?)

Style::
Shirts: loose tshirts
Pants: dark baggy comfy ones
Shoes: my hiking shoes works
Hair: highlighted looked cool.. would luv to do that again but i don't think it's worth $80 (or however much it costs)
Love Life: none
Bf or GF: none
Their name: none
Anniversary: none
Describe them: none

Music:
Fave styles: rock, alternative, classic rock, metal, some pop, pretty much anything
Fave Bands: Our Lady Peace, Linkin Park

Thank GOD that is over. That was like a combination of 20 different surveys... oi vey

I was standing in line behind six people at the Refund counter at Home Depot today. This old man walks in and lines up behind me. Looks around and sees a desk with forms with a sign that said "Refund forms". This is his monologue:

"Do I have to fill in one of those forms to return stuff?"
"What a stupid... forms... what the hell!"
"Shit!"
"Oh my God, this is gonna take forever..."
"What a stupid line..."
"Is this two lines or one?"
"Shit what the hell..."
...

And this continued for the whole 10 minutes it took to wait his turn.

Our Lady Peace - Are You Sad

...
You guys are all real people out there right?

Real people have real problems and a problem....

I find that a lot of people is, usually, at some point in their lives there's a person very close to you that you love that needs help.

And the problem is that usually, when the time this person needs the most help, is the time when they don't want your help.

...

Forgive me for I've yet to forgive myself

To the people I put blame on
Weather they knew it or not
I'm sorry.

It was out of desperation

I realize I can't blame you
When it really was just all me
Like now

Like everyday

I'm sorry.
For myself and for you.
Forgive me for I've yet to forgive myself.

this clear stuff tastes funny at 2:30am.

happy birthday to jd and liz and whatnot. have fun.

House of 1000 Corpses. What a crappy movie. There is a vague storyline. It's disturbing (I guess... not really). And it's not scary at all. One of THE worst scary movies I've ever seen.

28 Days Later wasn't all that good either. Stupid Eric. And he made it sound so good. BAH.

Two crappy suppositly "scary" movies in one night. I give up. This sucks.

The other day, I was driving along downtown. I'm stopped at this stoplight when I look out the side of my car and I see this really fat kid walking with a huge drum stick in his hands and munching away at it.

Now. I generally have nothing against fat people. I have the same respect for them as every other human being. But this kid is fat. Fat to the point where it is disgusting (trust me on this one). And he doesn't even try to stop eating. WTF is wrong with these people?! Watch, like when he is 18, he'll have a heart attack trying to move from the couch to the fridge and then who will be paying for his hospital bills? US!

Gluttony at it's best.

All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something

Hold on
Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown
And I don't know why

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me

I'm talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
And I know, I know they've all been talking about me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be

I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be

Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
I'm just a little unwell

Help...

... I feel like dying. Damn it. I hate myself. FUCK.

I need physical contact... not just want it. I need it. Maybe just for a day. But I need it... help...

It's gonna start...
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, Quick, another beer before it starts." That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. " Oh shit, it's started."

What did you think,
I would do at this moment,
When you're standing before me,
With tears in your eyes..
Tryin to tell me that you,
Found you another..
And you just don't love me, No more..

What did you think,
I would say at this moment,
When I'm faced with the knowledge,
That you just don't love me..
Did you think I would curse you,
Or say things to hurt you,
Cause you just don't love me no more..

Did you think I could hate you,
Or raise my hands to you,
Now come on you know me too well..
How could I hurt you,
When darling I love you,
And you know, I'd never hurt you..

What do you think,
I would give at this moment,
If you stay I'd subtract twenty years from my life..
I'd fall down on my knees,
Kiss the ground that you walk on,
If I could just hold you again..

I'd fall down on my knees,
Kiss the ground that you walk on baby,
If I could just hold you..
If I, Could just, Hold you..
If I....If I could just hold you.
Again.

Holy shit this guy 0wns.... the only way I can do it is on an actual piano. DAAAMMMNNN!

*sniff sniff*... so sad....
Note: half ass drawn cartoon nudity... beware.

HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well.....creamed. For
best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

From velveteen_dreams

what warning label are you?

woohoo.... fuck! dat's all.

from november_lux

"100 best movies", bold the ones you have seen

1 Godfather, The (1972)
2 Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
3 Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
4 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)
5 Schindler's List (1993)
6 Citizen Kane (1941)
7 Casablanca (1942)
8 Seven Samurai (1954)
9 Star Wars (1977)
10 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
11 Memento (2000)
12 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
13 Rear Window (1954)
14 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
15 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
16 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
17 Usual Suspects, The (1995)
18 Amelie (2001)
19 Pulp Fiction (1994)
20 North by Northwest (1959)
21 Psycho (1960)
22 Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)
23 12 Angry Men (1957)
24 Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25 It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
26 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
27 Goodfellas (1990)
28 American Beauty (1999)
29 Vertigo (1958)
30 Pianist, The (2002)
31 Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32 Apocalypse Now (1979)
33 Some Like It Hot (1959)
34 Matrix, The (1999)
35 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
36 Taxi Driver (1976)
37 Third Man, The (1949)
38 Paths of Glory (1957)
39 Fight Club (1999)
40 Boot, Das (1981)
41 L.A. Confidential (1997)
42 Double Indenity (1944)
43 Chinatown (1974)
44 Requiem for a Dream (2000)
45 Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
46 Singin' in the Rain (1952)
47 Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
48 Spirited Away (2001)
49 Saving Private Ryan (1998)
50 All About Eve (1950)
51 M (1931)
52 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
53 Raging Bull (1980)
54 Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
55 Se7en (1995)
56 Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2000)
57 Wizard of Oz, The (1939)
58 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
59 Vita e bella, La (1997)
60 American History X (1998)
61 Sting, The (1973)
62 Touch of Evil (1958)
63 Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
64 Alien (1979)
65 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
66 Rashemon (1950)
67 Leon (1994)
68 Annie Hall (1977)
69 Great Escape, The (1963)
70 Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
71 Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
72 Reservoir Dogs (1992)
73 Sixth Sense, The (1999)
74 Jaws (1975)
75 Amadeus (1984)
76 On the Waterfront (1954)
77 Ran (1985)
78 Braveheart (1995)
79 High Noon (1952)
80 Fargo (1996)
81 Blade Runner (1982)
82 Apartment, The (1960)
83 Aliens (1986)
84 Toy Story 2 (1999)
85 Strangers on a Train (1951)
86 Modern Times (1936)
87 Shining, The (1980)
88 Donnie Darko (2001)
89 Duck Soup (1933)
90 Princess Bride, The (1987)
91 Lola rennt (1998) (aka, "Run Lola Run")
92 City Lights (1931)
93 General, The (1927)
94 Metropolis (1927)
95 Searchers, The (1956)
96 Full Metal Jacket (1987)
97 Notorious (1946)
98 Manhattan (1979)
99 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
100 Graduate, The (1967)

Death Test

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 8, 2057



at the age of 73 years old.




On that date you will most likely die from:



Cancer (21%)

Heart Attack (19%)

Drowning (9%)

Alcoholism (8%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Loneliness (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)


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