Wednesday, April 30, 2003
Solid Investment Advice
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!!!
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!!!
[SEXIST JOKE. STOP READING NOW IF YOU WILL BE OFFENDED. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU]
BLOW JOBS!!!!
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old &fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
(Sent to me courtesy of shwong)
BLOW JOBS!!!!
WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old &fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
(Sent to me courtesy of shwong)
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
Sunday, April 27, 2003
Saturday, April 26, 2003
Timothy says:
naw. I gotta' stop caring...
it's tough on the ego you know? when my laptop comes though... oh man. it's all the sex I'll ever need. it's SOOO GOOD.
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
eh... u're so desparate that u're willing to hump a laptop now?
Timothy says:
haven't you heard of the I-brator attachments?
Timothy says:
and no... it trascends sex.
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
i thought I-brators are for girls
Timothy says:
this baby has subwoofer, amazing monitor, REMOTE CONTROL, DVD burner
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
u like it BACK THERE?!?!
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
omg
Timothy says:
well yeah. but they have male stuff too. you tard! NO!
Timothy says:
stop picturing it too you sicko.
Timothy says:
NOW
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
ahem
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
i'm not the one that is humping a laptop
Timothy says:
I told you. it's BETTER than sex.
naw. I gotta' stop caring...
it's tough on the ego you know? when my laptop comes though... oh man. it's all the sex I'll ever need. it's SOOO GOOD.
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
eh... u're so desparate that u're willing to hump a laptop now?
Timothy says:
haven't you heard of the I-brator attachments?
Timothy says:
and no... it trascends sex.
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
i thought I-brators are for girls
Timothy says:
this baby has subwoofer, amazing monitor, REMOTE CONTROL, DVD burner
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
u like it BACK THERE?!?!
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
omg
Timothy says:
well yeah. but they have male stuff too. you tard! NO!
Timothy says:
stop picturing it too you sicko.
Timothy says:
NOW
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
ahem
XRaVeNX - Back in SARS town says:
i'm not the one that is humping a laptop
Timothy says:
I told you. it's BETTER than sex.
Thursday, April 24, 2003
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Monday, April 21, 2003
Fullerton suspends four police officers
They humiliated woman thought to be unconscious, memo says.
Four Fullerton police officers have received suspensions in a case in which two of them were reputed to have humiliated a woman they had been called to help and who they thought was unconscious, Chief Pat McKinley said Friday.
The disclosure came after parts of a confidential memo sent by McKinley to the City Council were made public.
The chief said two officers, who were the primary offenders, received 60-hour suspensions worth about $1,900 in pay, and two who failed to stop the misconduct received 12½-hour suspensions, worth about $400.
The incident occurred about 5:30 a.m. Feb. 1 when the four officers were called to the home of a woman who was suspected of having attempted suicide. The officers had been to the location before and found the woman in her bed, apparently unconscious.
One officer squatted near her face and passed wind and said, "This ought to wake her up," according to a portion of the memo made public.
A second officer climbed on the bed and pretended to lick her, without touching her but acting like a cat licking milk, the memo also said.
The woman apparently was conscious at the time.
Paramedics went to the scene and found that the woman had no need for medical attention, and she declined to be taken to a hospital for examination, McKinley said.
The woman and the officers have not been identified.
ROFLMAO!!!
They humiliated woman thought to be unconscious, memo says.
Four Fullerton police officers have received suspensions in a case in which two of them were reputed to have humiliated a woman they had been called to help and who they thought was unconscious, Chief Pat McKinley said Friday.
The disclosure came after parts of a confidential memo sent by McKinley to the City Council were made public.
The chief said two officers, who were the primary offenders, received 60-hour suspensions worth about $1,900 in pay, and two who failed to stop the misconduct received 12½-hour suspensions, worth about $400.
The incident occurred about 5:30 a.m. Feb. 1 when the four officers were called to the home of a woman who was suspected of having attempted suicide. The officers had been to the location before and found the woman in her bed, apparently unconscious.
One officer squatted near her face and passed wind and said, "This ought to wake her up," according to a portion of the memo made public.
A second officer climbed on the bed and pretended to lick her, without touching her but acting like a cat licking milk, the memo also said.
The woman apparently was conscious at the time.
Paramedics went to the scene and found that the woman had no need for medical attention, and she declined to be taken to a hospital for examination, McKinley said.
The woman and the officers have not been identified.
ROFLMAO!!!
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
Monday, April 14, 2003
Sunday, April 13, 2003
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America`s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn`t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'
Saturday, April 12, 2003
1. What's your full name? XRaVeNX
2. What color pants are you wearing? Dark army green
3. What are you listening to right now? nothing
4. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 5793
5.What was the last thing you ate? Tim Horton's soup deal.. yum
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black
7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? Japan or Hawaii. But that may change.
8. Last person you talked to on the phone? Text msg.. mj
9. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their eyes
10. Do you like the person that sent this to you? yep ;) *wink* hahaha
11. Whats your favourite drink? I don't have one
12. Favorite alcoholic drink? Ooo.. tough choice... discounting shooters.. probably rum and coke
13. How do you eat an Oreo? Bite bite chew chew swallow
14. What is your favourite sport? (i don't play it nescessary) hockey, basketball, swimming.
15. Favourite sport to watch? Hockey
16. What's the next CD you're going to get? Hahaha... I can't even remember the last CD I bought... lol.. so the next CD I buy will probably be a blank one
17. Hair color? Black (or technically very very dark brown) with very faded orangy highlights
18. Eye Colour? Dark brown
19. Do you wear contacts? No
20. Siblings and their ages? 3: 7, 13, 16
21. Favourite month? None
22. Favourite food? Anything yummy? lol
23. Movie you watched last? Phonebooth. Pretty good.
24. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes :(
25. Do you like happy or scary movies better? Scary movies rarely scare me. So a very good happy movie cuz if it ain't good it usually turns out cheesy.
26. Summer or winter? Summer (cuz probably I just finished with winter)
27. Hugs or kisses? Both is nice but I rarely get either.
28.relationship or one night stands? Relationships.
29. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate ;) Rrrrowwwrrr
30. Who is most likely to respond? Meh... no idea
31. Who is least likely to respond? Look up
33. What books are you reading now? So long, and thanks for all the fish - Douglas Adams
34. Mouse pad? Yes... it's plastic! :D
35. Favourite magazine? Don't have one
36. Favourite smell? mj smell, rain, and whatever perfum the girl sitting beside in during my geology exam was wearing.. it smelled yummy
37. Least favourite smell? I dunno...
38. Favourite sound? Depending on my mood but usually silence
39. Worst feeling in the world? Emptiness. So empty you can't even feel.
40. Favourite colour(s)? dark blue
41. How many rings before you answer the phone? Two, so I can check who is calling on caller id ;)
42.What will you name your child? No clue yet
43. Glass is half empty or half full? If there is alkihol in it.. I'll drink it
44. Favourite movie? The Rock, and a few others
45. What is under your bed? Junk food, and some random crap
46. What is your fav. number? One or two... it has changed since the last time someone asked me
47.One nice thing about the person that sent this to you? She's awesome to hang out with (although I never got a chance to do it much)
48. What is your favourite TV show? Family guy.
49. Favourite day of the week? Thursday
50. Feeling at this moment? Not feeling much.
2. What color pants are you wearing? Dark army green
3. What are you listening to right now? nothing
4. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 5793
5.What was the last thing you ate? Tim Horton's soup deal.. yum
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black
7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? Japan or Hawaii. But that may change.
8. Last person you talked to on the phone? Text msg.. mj
9. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their eyes
10. Do you like the person that sent this to you? yep ;) *wink* hahaha
11. Whats your favourite drink? I don't have one
12. Favorite alcoholic drink? Ooo.. tough choice... discounting shooters.. probably rum and coke
13. How do you eat an Oreo? Bite bite chew chew swallow
14. What is your favourite sport? (i don't play it nescessary) hockey, basketball, swimming.
15. Favourite sport to watch? Hockey
16. What's the next CD you're going to get? Hahaha... I can't even remember the last CD I bought... lol.. so the next CD I buy will probably be a blank one
17. Hair color? Black (or technically very very dark brown) with very faded orangy highlights
18. Eye Colour? Dark brown
19. Do you wear contacts? No
20. Siblings and their ages? 3: 7, 13, 16
21. Favourite month? None
22. Favourite food? Anything yummy? lol
23. Movie you watched last? Phonebooth. Pretty good.
24. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes :(
25. Do you like happy or scary movies better? Scary movies rarely scare me. So a very good happy movie cuz if it ain't good it usually turns out cheesy.
26. Summer or winter? Summer (cuz probably I just finished with winter)
27. Hugs or kisses? Both is nice but I rarely get either.
28.relationship or one night stands? Relationships.
29. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate ;) Rrrrowwwrrr
30. Who is most likely to respond? Meh... no idea
31. Who is least likely to respond? Look up
33. What books are you reading now? So long, and thanks for all the fish - Douglas Adams
34. Mouse pad? Yes... it's plastic! :D
35. Favourite magazine? Don't have one
36. Favourite smell? mj smell, rain, and whatever perfum the girl sitting beside in during my geology exam was wearing.. it smelled yummy
37. Least favourite smell? I dunno...
38. Favourite sound? Depending on my mood but usually silence
39. Worst feeling in the world? Emptiness. So empty you can't even feel.
40. Favourite colour(s)? dark blue
41. How many rings before you answer the phone? Two, so I can check who is calling on caller id ;)
42.What will you name your child? No clue yet
43. Glass is half empty or half full? If there is alkihol in it.. I'll drink it
44. Favourite movie? The Rock, and a few others
45. What is under your bed? Junk food, and some random crap
46. What is your fav. number? One or two... it has changed since the last time someone asked me
47.One nice thing about the person that sent this to you? She's awesome to hang out with (although I never got a chance to do it much)
48. What is your favourite TV show? Family guy.
49. Favourite day of the week? Thursday
50. Feeling at this moment? Not feeling much.
Thursday, April 10, 2003
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
Pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
ROFLMAO... HAHAHAHAHAHA
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
Pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
ROFLMAO... HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
Hehe... wow.. no sleep last night... chatting and procrastinating. Feeling very grumpy at the moment. Don't ask.
But look what I made :)
Click here for a VIRUS
But look what I made :)
Click here for a VIRUS
Please note that except for the anka series of blow-up dolls, manufactured for Russian government officials between the years of 1991 and 1997, no blow-up doll is capable of smelling a human being. Therefore, you do not need to use Axe deodorant bodyspray. Please enjoy this live audio feed of an intimate encounter with a blow-up doll.
HAHAA
Click :)
HAHAA
Click :)
Friday, April 04, 2003
NEW AMERICAN ANTHEM
If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Thursday, April 03, 2003
Random Stuff
Top 100 April's Fool Pranks of all time
CNN Propaganda
New Yorker ingenuity
My cousin in New York sent this to me
A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny from Hew York.I'm not hiring any wise ass New Yorker .the forman said ,so he made up a test hoping that Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse the job without getting into a dispute.
"Here's the first question" foreman said.
Without using numbers represent the number 9
Widout numbiz? Vinny says Dats eesy and he proceeds to draw3 evergreens .
What's this the foreman asks.
Vinny ,the New yorker replies 'Aint you got no brains?
Tree n Tree n Tree makes nine ! ! ! Faghedaboutit............
"Fair enough " says the boss Here's your second question .Use the same rules but this time use the number 99.
Vinny stares into space for a minute,then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree .Dare ya go buddy.
The boss scratches his head and says on earth do you get that to represent 99?
Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now ! SO... its Dirty tree n dirty tree n dirty tree .Dats 99.
The boss is getting worried he's going to have hire Vinny so he says "All right 'last question ,same rules but this time use 100"
Vinny stares into space again ,then picks up the picture once again makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says ,"dare ya go ,
Mac, a hunnert.
The boss looks at the picture for a momment and says "You must be nuts if you think that represents 100"
New York Vinny leans forward and points to the base of the trees .
A little doggie comes along and takes a shit on each a dem trees so now ya got dirty tree an a turd, dirty tree n a turd,dirty tree n a turd
which makes one hundred pal
Bada Boom, bada bing. When do I freakin start ?
Top 100 April's Fool Pranks of all time
CNN Propaganda
New Yorker ingenuity
My cousin in New York sent this to me
A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny from Hew York.I'm not hiring any wise ass New Yorker .the forman said ,so he made up a test hoping that Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse the job without getting into a dispute.
"Here's the first question" foreman said.
Without using numbers represent the number 9
Widout numbiz? Vinny says Dats eesy and he proceeds to draw3 evergreens .
What's this the foreman asks.
Vinny ,the New yorker replies 'Aint you got no brains?
Tree n Tree n Tree makes nine ! ! ! Faghedaboutit............
"Fair enough " says the boss Here's your second question .Use the same rules but this time use the number 99.
Vinny stares into space for a minute,then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree .Dare ya go buddy.
The boss scratches his head and says on earth do you get that to represent 99?
Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now ! SO... its Dirty tree n dirty tree n dirty tree .Dats 99.
The boss is getting worried he's going to have hire Vinny so he says "All right 'last question ,same rules but this time use 100"
Vinny stares into space again ,then picks up the picture once again makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says ,"dare ya go ,
Mac, a hunnert.
The boss looks at the picture for a momment and says "You must be nuts if you think that represents 100"
New York Vinny leans forward and points to the base of the trees .
A little doggie comes along and takes a shit on each a dem trees so now ya got dirty tree an a turd, dirty tree n a turd,dirty tree n a turd
which makes one hundred pal
Bada Boom, bada bing. When do I freakin start ?
I woke up it was 7
Waited till 11
just to figure our that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
and here it goes
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me
And maybe when the night is dead, i'll crawl into my bed
Staring at these 4 walls again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And they're gonna leave me here on my own
and here it goes
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me
What the fuck is wrong with me?
don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep
Cause every night is the worst night ever
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me, tonight
I'm all alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause i'm just a kid tonight
Waited till 11
just to figure our that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
and here it goes
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me
And maybe when the night is dead, i'll crawl into my bed
Staring at these 4 walls again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And they're gonna leave me here on my own
and here it goes
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me
What the fuck is wrong with me?
don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep
Cause every night is the worst night ever
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
having more fun than me, tonight
I'm all alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause i'm just a kid tonight
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