ritual is ok. beer tastes like shit. long island iced tea tastes goooooddd. :)
and i am tired. tipsy. sleepy time.
Thursday, February 27, 2003
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
WEeeeee... looks so much fun!!! mj, we gotta go sky diving using this :D
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Monday, February 24, 2003
pictures :)
thanks to eric (intoxicated i might add), here are the pictures and videos... don't laugh... blame it on eric :P
and yes, that upside down one was of me and i did that. Don't ask.
Click!
thanks to eric (intoxicated i might add), here are the pictures and videos... don't laugh... blame it on eric :P
and yes, that upside down one was of me and i did that. Don't ask.
Click!
Saturday, February 22, 2003
Thursday, February 20, 2003
1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: eyes, face
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: sure if they are suited for the job
3. Would you marry for money?: never
4. Have you had braces?: nope
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: nope
6. Do you like hairy backs?: eh.. no
7. When was the last time you had a hickey: never
8. Could you live without a computer?: i guess... i've done it for a few months before
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...?: yep
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: ICQ: 112, MSN: 23
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?: no idea....
12. Do you drink enough water?: no
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: off they go :D
14. What is your favorite fruit?: apples, oranges, mango, watermelons
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: white
16. What is your favorite place to visit?: europe.. never been to europe yet
17. What is the last movie you watched?: NARC
18. Do you kiss on the first date?: not really up to me now is it?
19. Are you photogenic?: not really
20. Do you dream in color or black and white?: colour mostly
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no
23. Do you have any dimples?: no
24. Do you remember being born?: no
25. Why do you take surveys?: becuase i like to procrastinate?
26. Do you drink alcohol? ya
27. Did you like or do you like high school?: i dunno... it was school... whatever
28. What is the best accent?: sean connery's accent :D
29. Who do you want to kiss?: someone hot? :D
30. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: sunsets... i rarely wake up early nuff for sunrise nowadays
31. Do you want to live to be 100?: whatever. depends on how miserble life gets as i get older
32. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?: well... if they are excessively hairy.. then yes... but normally.. naa whatever
33. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?: salty
34. Is a flat stomach important to you?: well.. not important. but i would like one :P
35. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: no
36. Are you loyal?: depends on who... but yes i can be
37. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: yep
38. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: off
39. Do you believe in magic?: nope
40. Do you have nightmares frequently: not really... too tired to remember them lol
41. Do you like your nose?: whatever
42. Do you like abstract art?: not really... if done well, then yes
43. Do you think you can draw well?: fairly well i guess
44. Do you listen to music daily?: yes
45. Do you like to watch cartoons?: yep
46. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: eh... don't remember... don't think i ever believed there was a santa
48. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: same is good...wears them in nice and good so they are comfortable
49. Do you write poetry?: sometimes
50. Do you snore?: apparently i do sometimes...
51. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: back or sides... mostly on the side until my arm falls asleep
52. dog/cat?: CAT
53. Do you lick stamps?: yep
54. Do you use an electric can opener?: no
55. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: no
56. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: i can shut out physical pain. but not emotional
57. Favorite TV show?: Simpsons or star trek :D
58. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: No... but then again no one has ever diagnosed them... maybe i am suffering from clinical depression... lol
59. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: i know the piano but would very much like to learn violin
60. Are you a sex addict?: hahaha no.. haven't even had sex how can i be an addict?
61. Do you know someone who has cancer?: yes.. and it's knew
62. Do you like to argue?: no
63. Do you hunt?: never tried
64. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: whatever. as long as it tastes good and doesn't take forever
65. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: err.. i don't really like either much
66. Do you have a middle name? yes
67. Are you basically a happy person?: hahaha no
68. Are you tired?: yes in more ways than one
69. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: coke :)
70. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: no... mailed them letters, photos, yes.. but never met anyone in real life i only met online
71. How many phones do you have in your house?: too many
72. How long is your hair?: eh... down to the ears? i dunno how to describe it
73. Do you get along with your parents?: i guess
74. What color of eyes do you prefer?: if it wouldn't look weird on asians, i would like green or blue or orange... and just for fun.. white.. like totally white would be really cool.. scare the shit outta people :D
75. are we done yet?: hopefully... 75 freakin questions and u arn't done?
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: sure if they are suited for the job
3. Would you marry for money?: never
4. Have you had braces?: nope
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: nope
6. Do you like hairy backs?: eh.. no
7. When was the last time you had a hickey: never
8. Could you live without a computer?: i guess... i've done it for a few months before
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...?: yep
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: ICQ: 112, MSN: 23
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?: no idea....
12. Do you drink enough water?: no
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: off they go :D
14. What is your favorite fruit?: apples, oranges, mango, watermelons
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: white
16. What is your favorite place to visit?: europe.. never been to europe yet
17. What is the last movie you watched?: NARC
18. Do you kiss on the first date?: not really up to me now is it?
19. Are you photogenic?: not really
20. Do you dream in color or black and white?: colour mostly
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no
23. Do you have any dimples?: no
24. Do you remember being born?: no
25. Why do you take surveys?: becuase i like to procrastinate?
26. Do you drink alcohol? ya
27. Did you like or do you like high school?: i dunno... it was school... whatever
28. What is the best accent?: sean connery's accent :D
29. Who do you want to kiss?: someone hot? :D
30. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: sunsets... i rarely wake up early nuff for sunrise nowadays
31. Do you want to live to be 100?: whatever. depends on how miserble life gets as i get older
32. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?: well... if they are excessively hairy.. then yes... but normally.. naa whatever
33. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?: salty
34. Is a flat stomach important to you?: well.. not important. but i would like one :P
35. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: no
36. Are you loyal?: depends on who... but yes i can be
37. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: yep
38. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: off
39. Do you believe in magic?: nope
40. Do you have nightmares frequently: not really... too tired to remember them lol
41. Do you like your nose?: whatever
42. Do you like abstract art?: not really... if done well, then yes
43. Do you think you can draw well?: fairly well i guess
44. Do you listen to music daily?: yes
45. Do you like to watch cartoons?: yep
46. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: eh... don't remember... don't think i ever believed there was a santa
48. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: same is good...wears them in nice and good so they are comfortable
49. Do you write poetry?: sometimes
50. Do you snore?: apparently i do sometimes...
51. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: back or sides... mostly on the side until my arm falls asleep
52. dog/cat?: CAT
53. Do you lick stamps?: yep
54. Do you use an electric can opener?: no
55. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: no
56. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: i can shut out physical pain. but not emotional
57. Favorite TV show?: Simpsons or star trek :D
58. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: No... but then again no one has ever diagnosed them... maybe i am suffering from clinical depression... lol
59. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: i know the piano but would very much like to learn violin
60. Are you a sex addict?: hahaha no.. haven't even had sex how can i be an addict?
61. Do you know someone who has cancer?: yes.. and it's knew
62. Do you like to argue?: no
63. Do you hunt?: never tried
64. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: whatever. as long as it tastes good and doesn't take forever
65. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: err.. i don't really like either much
66. Do you have a middle name? yes
67. Are you basically a happy person?: hahaha no
68. Are you tired?: yes in more ways than one
69. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: coke :)
70. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: no... mailed them letters, photos, yes.. but never met anyone in real life i only met online
71. How many phones do you have in your house?: too many
72. How long is your hair?: eh... down to the ears? i dunno how to describe it
73. Do you get along with your parents?: i guess
74. What color of eyes do you prefer?: if it wouldn't look weird on asians, i would like green or blue or orange... and just for fun.. white.. like totally white would be really cool.. scare the shit outta people :D
75. are we done yet?: hopefully... 75 freakin questions and u arn't done?
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Thursday, February 13, 2003
If you look inside your heart
You don't have to be afraid
Of what you are
There's an answer
If you reach into your soul
And the sorrow that you know
Will melt away
And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you
It's a long road
When you face the world alone
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold
You can find love
If you search within yourself
And the emptiness you felt
Will disappear
And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you
Lord knows
Dreams are hard to follow
But don't let anyone
Tear them away
Hold on
There will be tomorrow
In time
You'll find the way
And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you
Thursday, February 06, 2003
Valentines slogans!
1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
2. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
4. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
7. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
8. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
9. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
1. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
2. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
3. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
4. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
6. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
7. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
8. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
9. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
10. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
The Language of a College Student
Beer Goggles
One's perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and break dancing moves to look easy.
Beer Slut
A woman at the party who will get on any guy who is providing free beer.
BFN
Butt Fuck Nowhere - really far from campus, and/or civilization.
Booze Snooze
A nap taken early in the afternoon to prepare for the night's party, after you've already been drinking.
Breaking the Seal
Going pee pee for the first time while drinking. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent.
Butterface
A girl who has a great body but not an attractive face. Comes from...."Everything looks good on her, BUT-HER-Face."
Cock Block
When one guy in a group interferes with another guy's efforts to score.
Deja Booty
1) a situation in which an individual reunites with a former fling in a seemingly random - and ironic twist of fate.
2) a rare instance when one hooks up with a seemingly new person only to realize that they had hooked up in the past but forgot because they drank too much Gold Schalger that night with Cool Jay down the hall.
Dropping Ass
An extremely violent bowel movement after a weekend of bad bar food and beer, "Don't go in the bathroom, I just dropped ass like Hiroshima."
Fifteen Minute Rule
If a professor is more than 15 minutes late, the class may leave and not expect any repercussion. If the class is taught by a TA, the time is shortened considerably.
Glaze Your Seat
Making a female excited.
Got Five On It
A rule that allows an individual to leave his/her seat in a room and return within five minutes and still retain rights to sit there.
Hallcest
The dangerous act of getting with someone on your hall your freshman year.
Hoggin'
The practice of hooking up with large, hefty individuals.
Jersey Chaser
A lady who only wants to get with the football/basketball players.
Knocking It
Recreational intercoarse. Possibly from "knocking the boots." Possibly not.
Lightweight
One who is unable to handle their alcohol.
MDA (Mysterious Drinking Accident)
What happens when you get drunk and hurt yourself in some way, but don't remember it. Evidence of MDA's include cuts and bruises and NO MEMORY how you got them.
Navy Seal
When you have to pull a mission impossible because your friend is hooking up with the cute girl, but they brought the ugly girl. So you have to pull a Navy Seal and take one for the team. See also Jump On the Gernade.
Sausage Party
A gathering of many more men than women.
Setting the Pick
This is when you employ a friend to stop someone from approaching. For example, you see an old hook up coming up to you at a party. They will certainly ruin your current chances at nookie, so your friend intercepts the old flame before they get to you. Of coarse, you now owe your friend in return for the favor.
Slump Busting
When you are in a slump; either academic, athletic, or romantic, the sure fire cure is to go to the bar and find the nastiest, fattest, most wretched woman you can, take her home, and do the deed. Also known as, "taking one for the team" and "laying the wood to a fattie."
The Stranger
Sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off. If feels like someone else, "a stranger," is doing it for you.
The Stranger-Ette
Same as above, but paint your nails.
Summer Teeth (mostly in Sudbury)
"That woman has summer teeth, "summer" there, some ain't."
Three Second Rule
If a piece of food falls on the floor, one has three seconds to retrieve it before it gets to dirty to eat. Less than three seconds and the food in question is safe to ingest.
Ten Second Rule
Drunk version of Three Second Rule.
Upper Pooper
What you would like to do to a particularly attractive female.
Walk of Shame
The long, humiliating walk across campus in the same thing that you had on last night after hooking up that night.
Wounded Soldier
A full beer found when cleaning up the next day after a party.
Beer Goggles
One's perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and break dancing moves to look easy.
Beer Slut
A woman at the party who will get on any guy who is providing free beer.
BFN
Butt Fuck Nowhere - really far from campus, and/or civilization.
Booze Snooze
A nap taken early in the afternoon to prepare for the night's party, after you've already been drinking.
Breaking the Seal
Going pee pee for the first time while drinking. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent.
Butterface
A girl who has a great body but not an attractive face. Comes from...."Everything looks good on her, BUT-HER-Face."
Cock Block
When one guy in a group interferes with another guy's efforts to score.
Deja Booty
1) a situation in which an individual reunites with a former fling in a seemingly random - and ironic twist of fate.
2) a rare instance when one hooks up with a seemingly new person only to realize that they had hooked up in the past but forgot because they drank too much Gold Schalger that night with Cool Jay down the hall.
Dropping Ass
An extremely violent bowel movement after a weekend of bad bar food and beer, "Don't go in the bathroom, I just dropped ass like Hiroshima."
Fifteen Minute Rule
If a professor is more than 15 minutes late, the class may leave and not expect any repercussion. If the class is taught by a TA, the time is shortened considerably.
Glaze Your Seat
Making a female excited.
Got Five On It
A rule that allows an individual to leave his/her seat in a room and return within five minutes and still retain rights to sit there.
Hallcest
The dangerous act of getting with someone on your hall your freshman year.
Hoggin'
The practice of hooking up with large, hefty individuals.
Jersey Chaser
A lady who only wants to get with the football/basketball players.
Knocking It
Recreational intercoarse. Possibly from "knocking the boots." Possibly not.
Lightweight
One who is unable to handle their alcohol.
MDA (Mysterious Drinking Accident)
What happens when you get drunk and hurt yourself in some way, but don't remember it. Evidence of MDA's include cuts and bruises and NO MEMORY how you got them.
Navy Seal
When you have to pull a mission impossible because your friend is hooking up with the cute girl, but they brought the ugly girl. So you have to pull a Navy Seal and take one for the team. See also Jump On the Gernade.
Sausage Party
A gathering of many more men than women.
Setting the Pick
This is when you employ a friend to stop someone from approaching. For example, you see an old hook up coming up to you at a party. They will certainly ruin your current chances at nookie, so your friend intercepts the old flame before they get to you. Of coarse, you now owe your friend in return for the favor.
Slump Busting
When you are in a slump; either academic, athletic, or romantic, the sure fire cure is to go to the bar and find the nastiest, fattest, most wretched woman you can, take her home, and do the deed. Also known as, "taking one for the team" and "laying the wood to a fattie."
The Stranger
Sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off. If feels like someone else, "a stranger," is doing it for you.
The Stranger-Ette
Same as above, but paint your nails.
Summer Teeth (mostly in Sudbury)
"That woman has summer teeth, "summer" there, some ain't."
Three Second Rule
If a piece of food falls on the floor, one has three seconds to retrieve it before it gets to dirty to eat. Less than three seconds and the food in question is safe to ingest.
Ten Second Rule
Drunk version of Three Second Rule.
Upper Pooper
What you would like to do to a particularly attractive female.
Walk of Shame
The long, humiliating walk across campus in the same thing that you had on last night after hooking up that night.
Wounded Soldier
A full beer found when cleaning up the next day after a party.
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