I know it's a bit late but maybe it'll be useful for next year:
Christmas Application
Monday, December 20, 2004
jingle bells jingle bells
about to shoot my head
oh what fun it is to die
from a soul sucking exam
dashing through the books
in a one night coffee binge
over the hours we cram
crying all the way (sob sob sob)
hands are jittery as hell
making writing hard
what fun it is to bounce off walls
with caffine in my blood
jingle bells jingle bells
about to shoot my head
oh what fun it is to die
after failing an exam!
about to shoot my head
oh what fun it is to die
from a soul sucking exam
dashing through the books
in a one night coffee binge
over the hours we cram
crying all the way (sob sob sob)
hands are jittery as hell
making writing hard
what fun it is to bounce off walls
with caffine in my blood
jingle bells jingle bells
about to shoot my head
oh what fun it is to die
after failing an exam!
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
LINKS!!!!
Oranges anyone?
Oops...
Uh... I used to like Mario...
Eh, wow. Talk about huge
Alcoholic? Not at all.
Smashy smashy!
Guide to be an evil overlord
Racist much?
Oops. Wrong time to do it ;)
I love the pic
Can't people just leave the "black" people alone?
This man's mouth scares me
too much christmas turkey
Skip to the middle... watch the end
OMG... one long ass story.. but interesting.
Oops...
Uh... I used to like Mario...
Eh, wow. Talk about huge
Alcoholic? Not at all.
Smashy smashy!
Guide to be an evil overlord
Racist much?
Oops. Wrong time to do it ;)
I love the pic
Can't people just leave the "black" people alone?
This man's mouth scares me
too much christmas turkey
Skip to the middle... watch the end
OMG... one long ass story.. but interesting.
Monday, December 13, 2004
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
stolen from ~kats
1. Choose 20 people from your MSN/AIM/ICQ/Email list at random.
2. Write something about/to each of them.
3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!
yes it's binary... shut up.
00001 - you are one of the strangest people i know. but at the same time, one of the funnest. easy going, careless, a dumbass most of the time, and very much a nerd. you are smart in practice but you amaze me sometimes at how you manage to stay in school.
00010 – although we don’t chat all that much, it still nice to know you. as i recently found out, you are a really good cook! That alone should be enough for me to stay friends with you ;) hahaha.
00011 – one word: beef.
00100 – get out more. lol. i pity you having to live under your parent’s tyrannical rule. but when you DO hang out with the rest of us, you are really cool. i like how you don’t shy away from the fact that you are different and you are open about it.
00101 – its sad that you are so far away. i miss hanging out with you. but i KNOW you are having a lot of fun over there. if nothing else, the beer there is better ;) perhaps we’ll hang out over christmas and/or the summer?
00110 – i love your quick, witty, and yet subtle humour. i used to think you are sometimes a pain in the ass but the past few years, getting to know you better. let’s just say i’m glad i’m on your good side :P
00111 – one of my best friends. i can always turn to you for help. and you know i’m here for you as well. i’m just glad we are such good friends. you are really fun to hang around with. your randomness really adds to it. ;) your “unique” personality really livens up any room :D
01000 – first of all, congrats ;) you always have something to say and it really helps with those awkward silences in group situations sometimes ;) but you are pretty, smart, and it’s lots of fun hanging out with you. Every time I think of martinis, you’re the first person i think of.
01001 – THE biggest ladies man I know. ;) sometimes i’m jealous. but you are such a nice guy. i’m just happy for you and where you are now.
01010 – i love the random stuff you make up sometimes. it’s a pity you are usually so quiet and reserved cuz i would like to get to know you better. definitely a nerd. so kudos to that!
01011 – it was sad that you had to go away. although i personally have never done it, i know you are a great person to turn to when someone needs to talk to someone. you seem to be pretty good at taking care of other people, especially one particular one. hopefully we’ll get to hang out over christmas break.
01100 – haven’t seen or talked to you in the longest time. but you are definitely one of my friends still. sometimes a bit weird and freaks me out but i don’t really know what you go through so i can’t comment. i’d hope you’ll come down to visit us sometime though ;)
01101 – i have no idea wtf is going on with you cuz i don’t talk to you all that much. you don’t seem to talk a whole lot but you are quite funny when you do. you sometimes do the strangest things but i guess that’s what makes you unique and fun. hopefully we’ll hang out again when summer rolls around.
01110 – one of the smartest people i know. sometimes it makes me quite jealous cuz you seem to be good at everything. it’s an honour to have you as my friend and i really miss our late night debates about random topics.
01111 – other than the rare occasion when i see you around the house, i don’t see much of you anymore. lol. but i guess you’re just very dedicated to school work and the robotics club you run.
10000 – although we’ve only met a few times, i have heard tons about you. i used to chat with you quite a bit but then that started to taper off. but recently, you’ve strangely started to talk to me again. obviously no complaints ;) so hopefully we’ll chat as much as we used to again.
10001 – i still don’t know you all that well today but we have had the rare interesting conversation. although you are not one of my best friends, you are still very much fun to hang around with. when you want to have fun, you know exactly how and don’t hold back at all. that’s what makes you one of the funner people to hang out with.
10010 – getting mixed reactions from different people about you has changed my perspective on you. i didn’t know you all that well before and strangely enough, i still don’t know you all that well after two years living together. i admire your ability to stay focused and how smart you are when given the time to think things through.
10011 – you are by far THE weirdest person i know in terms of personality. at times you are mellow, and jumping off the wall at other times. you are very straight to the point. although we don’t talk very much, you are still very much one of my friends.
10100 – it’s sorta neat watching you change from the once naive little girl till now. but i’m glad you’ve grown up now and i hope thing are going well for you. I haven’t talked to you in a long while.
1. Choose 20 people from your MSN/AIM/ICQ/Email list at random.
2. Write something about/to each of them.
3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!
yes it's binary... shut up.
00001 - you are one of the strangest people i know. but at the same time, one of the funnest. easy going, careless, a dumbass most of the time, and very much a nerd. you are smart in practice but you amaze me sometimes at how you manage to stay in school.
00010 – although we don’t chat all that much, it still nice to know you. as i recently found out, you are a really good cook! That alone should be enough for me to stay friends with you ;) hahaha.
00011 – one word: beef.
00100 – get out more. lol. i pity you having to live under your parent’s tyrannical rule. but when you DO hang out with the rest of us, you are really cool. i like how you don’t shy away from the fact that you are different and you are open about it.
00101 – its sad that you are so far away. i miss hanging out with you. but i KNOW you are having a lot of fun over there. if nothing else, the beer there is better ;) perhaps we’ll hang out over christmas and/or the summer?
00110 – i love your quick, witty, and yet subtle humour. i used to think you are sometimes a pain in the ass but the past few years, getting to know you better. let’s just say i’m glad i’m on your good side :P
00111 – one of my best friends. i can always turn to you for help. and you know i’m here for you as well. i’m just glad we are such good friends. you are really fun to hang around with. your randomness really adds to it. ;) your “unique” personality really livens up any room :D
01000 – first of all, congrats ;) you always have something to say and it really helps with those awkward silences in group situations sometimes ;) but you are pretty, smart, and it’s lots of fun hanging out with you. Every time I think of martinis, you’re the first person i think of.
01001 – THE biggest ladies man I know. ;) sometimes i’m jealous. but you are such a nice guy. i’m just happy for you and where you are now.
01010 – i love the random stuff you make up sometimes. it’s a pity you are usually so quiet and reserved cuz i would like to get to know you better. definitely a nerd. so kudos to that!
01011 – it was sad that you had to go away. although i personally have never done it, i know you are a great person to turn to when someone needs to talk to someone. you seem to be pretty good at taking care of other people, especially one particular one. hopefully we’ll get to hang out over christmas break.
01100 – haven’t seen or talked to you in the longest time. but you are definitely one of my friends still. sometimes a bit weird and freaks me out but i don’t really know what you go through so i can’t comment. i’d hope you’ll come down to visit us sometime though ;)
01101 – i have no idea wtf is going on with you cuz i don’t talk to you all that much. you don’t seem to talk a whole lot but you are quite funny when you do. you sometimes do the strangest things but i guess that’s what makes you unique and fun. hopefully we’ll hang out again when summer rolls around.
01110 – one of the smartest people i know. sometimes it makes me quite jealous cuz you seem to be good at everything. it’s an honour to have you as my friend and i really miss our late night debates about random topics.
01111 – other than the rare occasion when i see you around the house, i don’t see much of you anymore. lol. but i guess you’re just very dedicated to school work and the robotics club you run.
10000 – although we’ve only met a few times, i have heard tons about you. i used to chat with you quite a bit but then that started to taper off. but recently, you’ve strangely started to talk to me again. obviously no complaints ;) so hopefully we’ll chat as much as we used to again.
10001 – i still don’t know you all that well today but we have had the rare interesting conversation. although you are not one of my best friends, you are still very much fun to hang around with. when you want to have fun, you know exactly how and don’t hold back at all. that’s what makes you one of the funner people to hang out with.
10010 – getting mixed reactions from different people about you has changed my perspective on you. i didn’t know you all that well before and strangely enough, i still don’t know you all that well after two years living together. i admire your ability to stay focused and how smart you are when given the time to think things through.
10011 – you are by far THE weirdest person i know in terms of personality. at times you are mellow, and jumping off the wall at other times. you are very straight to the point. although we don’t talk very much, you are still very much one of my friends.
10100 – it’s sorta neat watching you change from the once naive little girl till now. but i’m glad you’ve grown up now and i hope thing are going well for you. I haven’t talked to you in a long while.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
20 Questions to a Better Relationship
eXpressive: 7/10
Practical: 6/10
Physical: 4/10
Giver: 8/10
You are a XPIG--Expressive Practical Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Catch.
You are a magazine-cover, matinee idol dreamboat. Parents love you and want to set you up with their kids. However, first dates are tough because it takes time for your qualities to come out.
You are generous and kind. You think first and act later. You are cool in a conflict, but your practical side means if your partner throws out emotional appeals ("why can't we do what I want for a change?") they will grate on your nerves, even when the conflict is resolved.
You're a romantic. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt, and you don't just fall into bed with anyone. You pay close attention to your significant other's needs, and this makes you an excellent lover and partner. The problem is that your friends and lovers may find it so easy to express things to *you* that they lose sight of whether you feel as comfortable with *them*! This doesn't necessarily make you feel under-appreciated -- you're too well-adjusted and self-aware for that -- but you may feel restless. Thus you seek adventure in your life outside the relationship to prove and actualize yourself.
Of all the types, you would make the best parent.
You are coiffed.
Didja see "Big Fish"? 'Cause you're like Ewan MacGregor in "Big Fish."
Of the 136927 people who have taken this quiz, 9.3 % are this type.
Take the Quiz!
Practical: 6/10
Physical: 4/10
Giver: 8/10
You are a XPIG--Expressive Practical Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Catch.
You are a magazine-cover, matinee idol dreamboat. Parents love you and want to set you up with their kids. However, first dates are tough because it takes time for your qualities to come out.
You are generous and kind. You think first and act later. You are cool in a conflict, but your practical side means if your partner throws out emotional appeals ("why can't we do what I want for a change?") they will grate on your nerves, even when the conflict is resolved.
You're a romantic. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt, and you don't just fall into bed with anyone. You pay close attention to your significant other's needs, and this makes you an excellent lover and partner. The problem is that your friends and lovers may find it so easy to express things to *you* that they lose sight of whether you feel as comfortable with *them*! This doesn't necessarily make you feel under-appreciated -- you're too well-adjusted and self-aware for that -- but you may feel restless. Thus you seek adventure in your life outside the relationship to prove and actualize yourself.
Of all the types, you would make the best parent.
You are coiffed.
Didja see "Big Fish"? 'Cause you're like Ewan MacGregor in "Big Fish."
Of the 136927 people who have taken this quiz, 9.3 % are this type.
Take the Quiz!
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Monday, August 30, 2004
Monday, August 16, 2004
Links!
www.JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com
I hate this game with a passion cuz it taunts me (I BEAT IT!! DIE VIRUS DIE!)
These are actually pretty good lol
LOL Anti-Piracy game for the kids
"very loving cat"
Dear Penis... (NWS)
Bluetooth... every sense of the word
Crazy stunts
Internet VS Real Life
Interesting offer...
I hate this game with a passion cuz it taunts me (I BEAT IT!! DIE VIRUS DIE!)
These are actually pretty good lol
LOL Anti-Piracy game for the kids
"very loving cat"
Dear Penis... (NWS)
Bluetooth... every sense of the word
Crazy stunts
Internet VS Real Life
Interesting offer...
Saturday, August 14, 2004
BACCCK!!
Hurrah! I'm BACK! Like I said. :P
Just want to say hi to everyone again. So, if you know about tomorrow, come! :)
More to come...
Just want to say hi to everyone again. So, if you know about tomorrow, come! :)
More to come...
Thursday, August 12, 2004
I'll be back...
say that in arnold's voice :P
yes yes. back tomorrow evening. i'll write a long schpeal about my trip. And fix my photo album so i can upload lots and lots of pictures from my trip :) Just gimmie some time, I gotta unpack and stuff.
FIRST CLASS BABY!! woohoo!
See ya all soon!
yes yes. back tomorrow evening. i'll write a long schpeal about my trip. And fix my photo album so i can upload lots and lots of pictures from my trip :) Just gimmie some time, I gotta unpack and stuff.
FIRST CLASS BABY!! woohoo!
See ya all soon!
Sunday, July 25, 2004
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Happy Happy Birthday Allison!
w00t w00t! Welcome to the "big two oh" club :D
[update]okay okay... sorry alli.. you can have two "happy"'s[/update]
[update]okay okay... sorry alli.. you can have two "happy"'s[/update]
Monday, July 12, 2004
SUPER DUPER HAPPY HAPPY FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY SKWISHY!
w00t! w00t! w00t w00t! 20! yay! You're... legal... AGAIN! LOL
Love ya :)
Notice the pink? :D (allison't didn't get pink.. stop complaining damn it)
Love ya :)
Notice the pink? :D (allison't didn't get pink.. stop complaining damn it)
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Celebrity Matches
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| Amy Studt | 96% |
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Saturday, July 10, 2004
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Monday, July 05, 2004
Saturday, June 26, 2004
New pictures!
Go check the photo album! You need a username and password to see the new pictures though... so email/msg me and i'll give it to you.
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Sunday, June 20, 2004
woohoo.. another one
BASICS
name : RavX
age : 20
bday : Feb 21
location : Toronto (currently)
FEATURES
nationality : Chinese
height : 5' 3"
hair color : at the moment, brownish-orange
eye color : dark brown
shoe size : 7.5
piercings : none
LOVE
1st love : mj
kindergarten crush: can't remember
1st grade crush : can't remember
2nd grade crush : can't remember
3rd grade crush : can't remember
4th grade crush : copy and pasting "can't remember" is fun
5th grade crush : some girl named Kathryn
6th grade crush : some girl named Sarah
7th grade crush : nope
8th grade crush : nope
HAVE YOU EVER...
fell in love : yar
kissed someone : yar
cried for someone : yar
lied : yar
stole anything : yar
drove a car : yar
laughed so hard you had to pee : yar
yelled at someone for something : yar
stayed up all night : yar
got sick : duh
DO YOU...
smoke : no
drink : yar
do drugs : no
laugh a lot : i get laughing fits sometimes
get tans : yep
talk on the phone : no.. i NEVER EVER talk on the phone.. WTF?!
cook : um.. sorta
fall in love easily : i dunno... u tell me
listen to yourself or your friends : myself
sing and dance : both.. but only alone :P
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
love : great when it works and it is returned
long distance relationships : i commend those that make it work
teenager smoking : smoking sorta sucks in general
abusing : abusing what?
sneaking out : could be fun :P
car accidents : fun to watch if no one gets hurt
mistakes : everyone makes them
playas: *shrug*
online dating : doesn't work all that well i don't think.. at least not for me
school : the whole system is stupid but it's a process that you have to go through
margaritas : i actually still haven't had one yet.. hrm
boys/girls : yes.. they exist... *clap clap*
THIS OR THAT
sun or rain : depends on mood.. but sun in general
sunset or sunrise : sunrise
puppies or kittens : kittens!!!
vanilla or chocolate : chocolate
tv or music : music
phone or internet : internet
slippers or shoes : shoes
summer or winter : eh... summer?
hugs or kisses: both are nice
FAVORITES
food : corn, apple, steak, pizza
car : McClaren F1 LM
animal: kitties!
things to do : computer-ing (yes.. i made a new verb), driving ridiciously fast on an open road
brand : eh... none
tv show : family guy
musical group/singer : Linkin Park
drink : coke
FRIENDS
coolest : *shrug*
funniest : alan
lamest : none
smartest : aaron? possibly
dumbest : hrm... alan has his dumb moments.. but it's usually very funny
nicest : all my friends are nice
meanest : if they are mean, they wouldn't be my friend
craziest : cam when drunk
loudest : can't think of anyone
flirtiest : i dunno.. ask the people who are flirted with
friendliest : they ALL have to be friendly to be a FRIEND
rudest : *shrug*
cutest : shrad :P
laziest : we're all lazy hahaha
skinniest : if you're talking about weight, then me
fattest : no clue
most shy: me?
most trustworthy : all of them
most talented : they're all talented in some way
best personality : *shrug*
best looking: *shrug*
best dressed : cam? cuz ALL the girls swoon over him
best friends : one.. possibly two
I...
love : people
hate : people
wish : i weren't so bored right now
dream : of stuff lol
hope : always
believe : in few things
hear : music right now
touch : keyboard
smell : the chinese medicine i've been working with the past two hours for my mum
sleep : when my body lets me lol
feel : bored
know : not enough
lost : that
cry : rarely
smile : sometimes
laugh : sometimes
will : go pee when done this
remember : stuff
LATEST
call: eh.. from mum
crush: not tellin ya
celeb crush: Elisha
grade: outta grade school already
shower: soon
show i watched: simpsons
movie i watced: The Terminal (which was alright btw)
song i heard: Thornley - So Far So Good
person i saw: my brother
i wore: jeans, tshirt
music: mp3
desktop: a field with lots of the mushroom guys from super mario
hug: forget
you imed: imed.. wtf?
you yelled at: can't remember
Nooooo i'm bored now :(
name : RavX
age : 20
bday : Feb 21
location : Toronto (currently)
FEATURES
nationality : Chinese
height : 5' 3"
hair color : at the moment, brownish-orange
eye color : dark brown
shoe size : 7.5
piercings : none
LOVE
1st love : mj
kindergarten crush: can't remember
1st grade crush : can't remember
2nd grade crush : can't remember
3rd grade crush : can't remember
4th grade crush : copy and pasting "can't remember" is fun
5th grade crush : some girl named Kathryn
6th grade crush : some girl named Sarah
7th grade crush : nope
8th grade crush : nope
HAVE YOU EVER...
fell in love : yar
kissed someone : yar
cried for someone : yar
lied : yar
stole anything : yar
drove a car : yar
laughed so hard you had to pee : yar
yelled at someone for something : yar
stayed up all night : yar
got sick : duh
DO YOU...
smoke : no
drink : yar
do drugs : no
laugh a lot : i get laughing fits sometimes
get tans : yep
talk on the phone : no.. i NEVER EVER talk on the phone.. WTF?!
cook : um.. sorta
fall in love easily : i dunno... u tell me
listen to yourself or your friends : myself
sing and dance : both.. but only alone :P
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
love : great when it works and it is returned
long distance relationships : i commend those that make it work
teenager smoking : smoking sorta sucks in general
abusing : abusing what?
sneaking out : could be fun :P
car accidents : fun to watch if no one gets hurt
mistakes : everyone makes them
playas: *shrug*
online dating : doesn't work all that well i don't think.. at least not for me
school : the whole system is stupid but it's a process that you have to go through
margaritas : i actually still haven't had one yet.. hrm
boys/girls : yes.. they exist... *clap clap*
THIS OR THAT
sun or rain : depends on mood.. but sun in general
sunset or sunrise : sunrise
puppies or kittens : kittens!!!
vanilla or chocolate : chocolate
tv or music : music
phone or internet : internet
slippers or shoes : shoes
summer or winter : eh... summer?
hugs or kisses: both are nice
FAVORITES
food : corn, apple, steak, pizza
car : McClaren F1 LM
animal: kitties!
things to do : computer-ing (yes.. i made a new verb), driving ridiciously fast on an open road
brand : eh... none
tv show : family guy
musical group/singer : Linkin Park
drink : coke
FRIENDS
coolest : *shrug*
funniest : alan
lamest : none
smartest : aaron? possibly
dumbest : hrm... alan has his dumb moments.. but it's usually very funny
nicest : all my friends are nice
meanest : if they are mean, they wouldn't be my friend
craziest : cam when drunk
loudest : can't think of anyone
flirtiest : i dunno.. ask the people who are flirted with
friendliest : they ALL have to be friendly to be a FRIEND
rudest : *shrug*
cutest : shrad :P
laziest : we're all lazy hahaha
skinniest : if you're talking about weight, then me
fattest : no clue
most shy: me?
most trustworthy : all of them
most talented : they're all talented in some way
best personality : *shrug*
best looking: *shrug*
best dressed : cam? cuz ALL the girls swoon over him
best friends : one.. possibly two
I...
love : people
hate : people
wish : i weren't so bored right now
dream : of stuff lol
hope : always
believe : in few things
hear : music right now
touch : keyboard
smell : the chinese medicine i've been working with the past two hours for my mum
sleep : when my body lets me lol
feel : bored
know : not enough
lost : that
cry : rarely
smile : sometimes
laugh : sometimes
will : go pee when done this
remember : stuff
LATEST
call: eh.. from mum
crush: not tellin ya
celeb crush: Elisha
grade: outta grade school already
shower: soon
show i watched: simpsons
movie i watced: The Terminal (which was alright btw)
song i heard: Thornley - So Far So Good
person i saw: my brother
i wore: jeans, tshirt
music: mp3
desktop: a field with lots of the mushroom guys from super mario
hug: forget
you imed: imed.. wtf?
you yelled at: can't remember
Nooooo i'm bored now :(
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Monday, June 14, 2004
Weehee... yoinked by ~wnd
ABOUT YOU
Age:: 20
Height:: 5'3" ish
Natural hair colour:: black? dark brown?
Eye colour:: brown
Number of siblings:: 3!
Glasses/contacts?:: neither.. although technically i should wear glasses
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: none
Braces?:: none
FAVOURITE
Colour:: blue, black
Band:: Linkin Park, OLP
Song:: Right now? Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Stuffed animal:: Teddy, Colby, and temporaily Dude
Video game:: CS, Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow, NFS:Underground
TV show:: Family Guy, 24, Simpsons, Jeopardy
Movie:: Too many
Book:: Arthur C Clarke - Rendevous With Rama
Food:: corn, apples,
Game on a cell phone:: snake?
CD cover:: umm.... i don't own enough LEGAL CDs to tell ya lol
Flower:: Meh... no one's ever bought me flowers... so don't have any
Scent:: eh... *shrug*
Animal:: at the moment... kitties! But I'm sure I'll stop liking them so much if i ever decide to get one.
Comic book:: None
Cereal:: Frosted Flakes
Website:: I dunno...
Cartoon:: ehhh... Animaniacs!
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: Did. Piano. Alto sax. Clarinet.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: No. Not even more than 6 hours.
Like to sing?:: Sometimes... by myself.
Have a job?:: Foshizzle! Bling bling yo! (that's one for you wnd!)
Have a cell phone?:: Yes
Like to play sports?:: Hehe... yes but not good at any of them
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: *shrug*
Have a crush on someone?:: ya
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: Yes. Canada.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Nope. Not more. Just right on 5.
Have any special talents/skills?:: ehh... being lazy? Does that count?
Excercise daily?:: I breathe a lot...
Like school?:: Ehh... sorta
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Yes... when not intoxicated
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: Ow.. no
Speak any other languages?:: Cantonese... and 1773 speak hahaa
Go a day without food?:: Sure... done it more than a day in fact
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: HAHAHAHA! Try 96.
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes... Horrendously
Roll your tongue?:: Muhahah! yes! Dexterous ;)
Eat a whole pizza?:: I guess I COULD if I wanted to.
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: No.. not really... can't remember the last time I did it.
Cried to get out of trouble?:: No.
Gotten lost in your city?:: Hahaha yes.
Seen a shooting star?:: No...
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Yup... quite a few
Had a serious surgery?:: Nope
Stolen something important to someone else?:: eh.. maybe?
Solved a rubiks cube?:: hahaha no... i'm a nerd... but not THAT kinda nerd. I'd much more likely go make a program that solves it.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: I think I have... I don't remember.
Cried over a girl?:: yar
Cried over a boy?:: no
Kissed a random stranger?:: eh.. no
Hugged a random stranger?:: don't think so
Been in a fist fight?:: nope
Been arrested?:: nope
Done drugs?:: define "drugs"
Had alcohol?:: yar...
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: no
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: YES! LOL! FUN FUN!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: haha yes... silly me
Swore at your parents?:: no
Been to warped tour?:: Eh no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: No... That's just wrong on so many levels.
Been in love?:: "haha" <- to quote wnd
Been close to love?:: refer to above ^
Been to a casino?:: yep
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no
Broken a bone?:: no
Gotten stitches?:: yes
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: no... sounds fun though ;)
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: no
Made homemade muffins?:: i made cookies before... and cupcakes.. not muffins
Bitten someone?:: eh.. no
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: yes
More than 5 times?:: ... maybe? i lost count
Been to niagra falls?:: yes.. quite a few times
Burped in someones face?:: hahaha to my siblings :D
Gotten the chicken pox?:: no
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Went to the bathroom:: like 2 hours ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: couple of weeks ago..
Read a book:: do magazines count?
Had a snow day:: eh.. i don't think so
Had a party:: in ktown
Had a slumber party:: nope
Made fun of someone:: i dunno.... but i'm sure its within the past few days
Tripped in front of someone:: yup.. forget when
Went to the grocery store:: a few weeks ago
Got sick:: i feel like i am about to have a sore throat.. does that count?
Cursed:: yesterday
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: black
Lights on/lights off:: lights off
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: Car
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: cash!
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: eh... headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: snow
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: mix
Boy/girl:: eh... girl? wtf?
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate!!
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: french toast!
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean to sit by, pool to swim in
Hugs/kisses:: eh... both?
Cookies/muffins:: cookies...
p33n/bewbz:: wtf? even i never heard of those...
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: door?
Emo/goth:: eh.. i dunno
Pink/purple:: purple
Cat/dog:: cats
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short sleeve
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: winter
Spring/autumn:: autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: clear sky
Moon/mars:: moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: i like to believe i have a few... real ones i mean hahaha
What are their names?:: not gonna name them all
Do you have a best friend?:: Yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: rehtorical question
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: girl friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yes
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yep
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: if i told you.. it wouldn't be a "inside" joke no more
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yup
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: dunno
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: just being there
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yeah.
What friend have you known the longest?:: eh... i dunno.. good question
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: sometimes
If so, what is it?:: eh.. no
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: when we think of things to do?
Do any of your friends drive?:: yep!
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: nope
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: hahaha sooo many things
What do you think your friends think of you?:: a nerd... haha
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?::
If you have, with who?::
Are you single?::
Are you in a relationship?::
If so, for how long?::
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?::
What is your idea of the best date?::
What was your first kiss like?::
How old were you when you got your first kiss?::
Do you think love is a load of shit?::
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?::
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::
Have you ever been dumped?::
Have you ever dumped someone?::
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?::
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: small
Hat:: black
Hard:: concrete
Free:: stuff
Space:: star trek
Taste:: sweet
Good charlotte:: music
Red:: blood
Deep:: ocean
Heart:: bleeding
Cord:: rope
Cheese:: EWww
Rain:: splash
Work:: yuck
Pedal:: gas
Head:: hair
Bed:: soft
Fluff:: feathers
Hardcore:: LOL HAHAHA
Race:: vrooommmm!
Knife:: dripping
Jump:: leap
I am:: Canadian!
want:: stuff
need:: success
crave:: grabby
love:: Aww
hate:: red
did:: *shrug*
feel:: tired
miss:: shrad
am annoyed by:: throat
would rather:: sleep
am tired of:: waiting
will always:: forever
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: alternative?
What time is it now?:: 11:33pm
What day is it?:: monday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: today
How much money do you have right now?:: eh.. lemmie see... $50 + loose change
Are you hungry?:: no
Whatcha doin?:: filling this quiz out
Do you like parades?:: i haven't actually been to one officially
Do you like the moon?:: it's there... it's bright... and it's nice
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Shower and then sleeeepppp
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: no
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: telekenesis
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yep
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no
What about sock em boppers?:: no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: not really
pretty?:: no... maybe with the new hair HAHAHA j/k
sarcastic?:: yes
lazy?:: duh!
hyper?:: no
friendly?:: i guess
evil?:: muhahaha
smart?:: depends on which subject
strong?:: eh.. for my weight.. yes
talented?:: depends on what
dorky?:: yup
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: chuck
skip:: kathleen
dance:: shrad
lonely:: mj
pen:: dad
flower:: mom
window:: me
psycho:: me
brain freeze:: ??
orange:: alan
sassy:: ??
jelly:: ??
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: ... more so recently.. against
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: for
school:: for
surveys:: for if they are far and inbetween
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: against
britney spears:: for
coffee:: for
pants:: depends on the occasion ;) hahaha
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: hell ya
Play strip poker?:: sure
Run away?:: eh... no probably not.. see no reason to
Curse at a teacher?:: sure
Not take a shower for a week?:: sure
Ask someone out?:: sure... gimmie a few beers first
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yar
Go scuba diving?:: ooo fun
Write a book?:: eh.. no... maybe when i'm old and bored as hell... oh wait.. that's now!
Become a rockstar?:: hahaha... no
Have casual sex?:: .... hrm
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: Pert Plus
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: define "sexual"
What kind of computer do you have?:: one's that better than your's haha
What grade are you in?:: going into 3rd yr
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yes i would like to
Or just make out?:: eh... no... maybe at the back row :D
How many posters do you have in your room?:: none here... 2 in ktown
How many cds do you have?:: CD-Rs? too lazy to count.. sufficely to say.. a lot
What time is it now?:: 11:43pm
| How to make a XRaVeNX |
| Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 1 part silliness 3 parts beauty |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion |
| How to make a RavX |
| Ingredients: 1 part jealousy 5 parts humour 3 parts empathy |
| Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little wisdom if desired! |
| How to make a Alex |
| Ingredients: 1 part competetiveness 3 parts crazyiness 1 part joy |
| Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge! |
ABOUT YOU
Age:: 20
Height:: 5'3" ish
Natural hair colour:: black? dark brown?
Eye colour:: brown
Number of siblings:: 3!
Glasses/contacts?:: neither.. although technically i should wear glasses
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: none
Braces?:: none
FAVOURITE
Colour:: blue, black
Band:: Linkin Park, OLP
Song:: Right now? Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Stuffed animal:: Teddy, Colby, and temporaily Dude
Video game:: CS, Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow, NFS:Underground
TV show:: Family Guy, 24, Simpsons, Jeopardy
Movie:: Too many
Book:: Arthur C Clarke - Rendevous With Rama
Food:: corn, apples,
Game on a cell phone:: snake?
CD cover:: umm.... i don't own enough LEGAL CDs to tell ya lol
Flower:: Meh... no one's ever bought me flowers... so don't have any
Scent:: eh... *shrug*
Animal:: at the moment... kitties! But I'm sure I'll stop liking them so much if i ever decide to get one.
Comic book:: None
Cereal:: Frosted Flakes
Website:: I dunno...
Cartoon:: ehhh... Animaniacs!
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: Did. Piano. Alto sax. Clarinet.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: No. Not even more than 6 hours.
Like to sing?:: Sometimes... by myself.
Have a job?:: Foshizzle! Bling bling yo! (that's one for you wnd!)
Have a cell phone?:: Yes
Like to play sports?:: Hehe... yes but not good at any of them
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: *shrug*
Have a crush on someone?:: ya
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: Yes. Canada.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Nope. Not more. Just right on 5.
Have any special talents/skills?:: ehh... being lazy? Does that count?
Excercise daily?:: I breathe a lot...
Like school?:: Ehh... sorta
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Yes... when not intoxicated
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: Ow.. no
Speak any other languages?:: Cantonese... and 1773 speak hahaa
Go a day without food?:: Sure... done it more than a day in fact
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: HAHAHAHA! Try 96.
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes... Horrendously
Roll your tongue?:: Muhahah! yes! Dexterous ;)
Eat a whole pizza?:: I guess I COULD if I wanted to.
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: No.. not really... can't remember the last time I did it.
Cried to get out of trouble?:: No.
Gotten lost in your city?:: Hahaha yes.
Seen a shooting star?:: No...
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Yup... quite a few
Had a serious surgery?:: Nope
Stolen something important to someone else?:: eh.. maybe?
Solved a rubiks cube?:: hahaha no... i'm a nerd... but not THAT kinda nerd. I'd much more likely go make a program that solves it.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: I think I have... I don't remember.
Cried over a girl?:: yar
Cried over a boy?:: no
Kissed a random stranger?:: eh.. no
Hugged a random stranger?:: don't think so
Been in a fist fight?:: nope
Been arrested?:: nope
Done drugs?:: define "drugs"
Had alcohol?:: yar...
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: no
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: YES! LOL! FUN FUN!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: haha yes... silly me
Swore at your parents?:: no
Been to warped tour?:: Eh no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: No... That's just wrong on so many levels.
Been in love?:: "haha" <- to quote wnd
Been close to love?:: refer to above ^
Been to a casino?:: yep
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no
Broken a bone?:: no
Gotten stitches?:: yes
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: no... sounds fun though ;)
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: no
Made homemade muffins?:: i made cookies before... and cupcakes.. not muffins
Bitten someone?:: eh.. no
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: yes
More than 5 times?:: ... maybe? i lost count
Been to niagra falls?:: yes.. quite a few times
Burped in someones face?:: hahaha to my siblings :D
Gotten the chicken pox?:: no
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Went to the bathroom:: like 2 hours ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: couple of weeks ago..
Read a book:: do magazines count?
Had a snow day:: eh.. i don't think so
Had a party:: in ktown
Had a slumber party:: nope
Made fun of someone:: i dunno.... but i'm sure its within the past few days
Tripped in front of someone:: yup.. forget when
Went to the grocery store:: a few weeks ago
Got sick:: i feel like i am about to have a sore throat.. does that count?
Cursed:: yesterday
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: black
Lights on/lights off:: lights off
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: Car
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: cash!
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: eh... headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: snow
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: mix
Boy/girl:: eh... girl? wtf?
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate!!
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: french toast!
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean to sit by, pool to swim in
Hugs/kisses:: eh... both?
Cookies/muffins:: cookies...
p33n/bewbz:: wtf? even i never heard of those...
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: door?
Emo/goth:: eh.. i dunno
Pink/purple:: purple
Cat/dog:: cats
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short sleeve
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: winter
Spring/autumn:: autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: clear sky
Moon/mars:: moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: i like to believe i have a few... real ones i mean hahaha
What are their names?:: not gonna name them all
Do you have a best friend?:: Yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: rehtorical question
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: girl friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yes
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yep
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: if i told you.. it wouldn't be a "inside" joke no more
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yup
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: dunno
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: just being there
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yeah.
What friend have you known the longest?:: eh... i dunno.. good question
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: sometimes
If so, what is it?:: eh.. no
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: when we think of things to do?
Do any of your friends drive?:: yep!
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: nope
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: hahaha sooo many things
What do you think your friends think of you?:: a nerd... haha
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?::
If you have, with who?::
Are you single?::
Are you in a relationship?::
If so, for how long?::
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?::
What is your idea of the best date?::
What was your first kiss like?::
How old were you when you got your first kiss?::
Do you think love is a load of shit?::
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?::
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::
Have you ever been dumped?::
Have you ever dumped someone?::
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?::
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: small
Hat:: black
Hard:: concrete
Free:: stuff
Space:: star trek
Taste:: sweet
Good charlotte:: music
Red:: blood
Deep:: ocean
Heart:: bleeding
Cord:: rope
Cheese:: EWww
Rain:: splash
Work:: yuck
Pedal:: gas
Head:: hair
Bed:: soft
Fluff:: feathers
Hardcore:: LOL HAHAHA
Race:: vrooommmm!
Knife:: dripping
Jump:: leap
I am:: Canadian!
want:: stuff
need:: success
crave:: grabby
love:: Aww
hate:: red
did:: *shrug*
feel:: tired
miss:: shrad
am annoyed by:: throat
would rather:: sleep
am tired of:: waiting
will always:: forever
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: alternative?
What time is it now?:: 11:33pm
What day is it?:: monday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: today
How much money do you have right now?:: eh.. lemmie see... $50 + loose change
Are you hungry?:: no
Whatcha doin?:: filling this quiz out
Do you like parades?:: i haven't actually been to one officially
Do you like the moon?:: it's there... it's bright... and it's nice
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Shower and then sleeeepppp
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: no
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: telekenesis
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yep
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no
What about sock em boppers?:: no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: not really
pretty?:: no... maybe with the new hair HAHAHA j/k
sarcastic?:: yes
lazy?:: duh!
hyper?:: no
friendly?:: i guess
evil?:: muhahaha
smart?:: depends on which subject
strong?:: eh.. for my weight.. yes
talented?:: depends on what
dorky?:: yup
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: chuck
skip:: kathleen
dance:: shrad
lonely:: mj
pen:: dad
flower:: mom
window:: me
psycho:: me
brain freeze:: ??
orange:: alan
sassy:: ??
jelly:: ??
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: ... more so recently.. against
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: for
school:: for
surveys:: for if they are far and inbetween
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: against
britney spears:: for
coffee:: for
pants:: depends on the occasion ;) hahaha
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: hell ya
Play strip poker?:: sure
Run away?:: eh... no probably not.. see no reason to
Curse at a teacher?:: sure
Not take a shower for a week?:: sure
Ask someone out?:: sure... gimmie a few beers first
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yar
Go scuba diving?:: ooo fun
Write a book?:: eh.. no... maybe when i'm old and bored as hell... oh wait.. that's now!
Become a rockstar?:: hahaha... no
Have casual sex?:: .... hrm
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: Pert Plus
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: define "sexual"
What kind of computer do you have?:: one's that better than your's haha
What grade are you in?:: going into 3rd yr
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yes i would like to
Or just make out?:: eh... no... maybe at the back row :D
How many posters do you have in your room?:: none here... 2 in ktown
How many cds do you have?:: CD-Rs? too lazy to count.. sufficely to say.. a lot
What time is it now?:: 11:43pm
Thoughts for the day...
(to appease ~wnd)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
them?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a dick.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is
dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries'
have a 'use by' date?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
them?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a dick.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is
dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries'
have a 'use by' date?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Saturday, June 12, 2004
You are punishing yourself far more than I can ever punish you.
Take that as the ultimate punishment.
Just realize that all mistakes must be corrected or else you are doomed to repeat them again. Running away is not an option...
It isn't the mistake you've made, it is your ability to realize the error, to pick yourself back up, and set things right that I'm seeking.
Don't give up.
I love you.
Take that as the ultimate punishment.
Just realize that all mistakes must be corrected or else you are doomed to repeat them again. Running away is not an option...
It isn't the mistake you've made, it is your ability to realize the error, to pick yourself back up, and set things right that I'm seeking.
Don't give up.
I love you.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
most random phone call EVER
*ring ring* *ring ring*
*me picks up*
female stranger: "hi... who is this?"
me: "ehh... alex..."
fs: "eh what school do you go to?"
me: "who is this?"
fs: "oh sorry.. ya.. my name is alice."
me: "ehhh.. um... who are you looking for?"
fs: "um.. i'm not sure... i found a slip of paper and it had this phone number on it... so i called it..."
me: "ehh.. ya.. well.. do you know an andy?"
fs: "eh.. no."
me: "do you know.. eh.. a tammy?"
fs: "eh no.... "
me: "so.. how did you find my number again?"
fs: "i had this piece of paper that i found with your number on it..."
me: "and how long have you had this piece of paper?"
fs: "oh i dunno... i've had it for a while i think"
me: "okaaaayyy... this is... a very unusual phone call..."
fs: "ya.. i guess so eh? more like something you would write about in a diary eh?"
me: "eh.. ya .. "
fs: "well... "
me: "um... ya.. well... i guess..... i'll talk to you later..."
fs: "which means never right?" *laughs*
me: "ya.. probably... cuz this is just.. the weirdest phone call ever..."
fs: "okay then.. well... bye...."
me: "ya.. bye.. then..."
*click*
*me picks up*
female stranger: "hi... who is this?"
me: "ehh... alex..."
fs: "eh what school do you go to?"
me: "who is this?"
fs: "oh sorry.. ya.. my name is alice."
me: "ehhh.. um... who are you looking for?"
fs: "um.. i'm not sure... i found a slip of paper and it had this phone number on it... so i called it..."
me: "ehh.. ya.. well.. do you know an andy?"
fs: "eh.. no."
me: "do you know.. eh.. a tammy?"
fs: "eh no.... "
me: "so.. how did you find my number again?"
fs: "i had this piece of paper that i found with your number on it..."
me: "and how long have you had this piece of paper?"
fs: "oh i dunno... i've had it for a while i think"
me: "okaaaayyy... this is... a very unusual phone call..."
fs: "ya.. i guess so eh? more like something you would write about in a diary eh?"
me: "eh.. ya .. "
fs: "well... "
me: "um... ya.. well... i guess..... i'll talk to you later..."
fs: "which means never right?" *laughs*
me: "ya.. probably... cuz this is just.. the weirdest phone call ever..."
fs: "okay then.. well... bye...."
me: "ya.. bye.. then..."
*click*
WTF?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dirty minds...
yanked from ~smallfat's email
1. "arnold schwarzannegar has a long one. spike lee has a short one. the pope doesnt use his. what is it?"
2. "four letter word, indicating a female, ending with the letters -U-N-T... what is it?"
shrad is not allowed to answer.
1. "arnold schwarzannegar has a long one. spike lee has a short one. the pope doesnt use his. what is it?"
2. "four letter word, indicating a female, ending with the letters -U-N-T... what is it?"
shrad is not allowed to answer.
Monday, June 07, 2004
stolen from ~smallfat
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your Blog and see what I say about you?
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your Blog and see what I say about you?
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
1 0 . He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
1 0 . He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.
Friday, June 04, 2004
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore
When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore
When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone
Thursday, June 03, 2004
You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain
With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black
and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less
it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time
understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your
adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Fill in the Blanks
Oh hell... I'm bored... I did it before a long time ago.. but who cares.
1. I ______ Alex.
2. Alex is ______.
3. If I were alone in a room with Alex, I would ________.
4. Alex needs ________.
5. I want to ____________ Alex.
6. Someday, Alex will ________.
7. Alex reminds me of ________.
8. ________ reminds me of Alex.
9. Without Alex _________.
10. Alex can be __________.
11. The worst thing about Alex is _________.
12. The best thing about Alex is _________.
13. I am ________ with Alex.
14. I think Alex should _____.
1. I ______ Alex.
2. Alex is ______.
3. If I were alone in a room with Alex, I would ________.
4. Alex needs ________.
5. I want to ____________ Alex.
6. Someday, Alex will ________.
7. Alex reminds me of ________.
8. ________ reminds me of Alex.
9. Without Alex _________.
10. Alex can be __________.
11. The worst thing about Alex is _________.
12. The best thing about Alex is _________.
13. I am ________ with Alex.
14. I think Alex should _____.
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
You're Fiji!
As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so
chilled out, it hurts people to see you. Everyone aspires to be where you are, but
most of them just can't put their stress away. Little do they know that even you
sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles! For the most part, though, it's sun and
fun for you, and that's the way you like it. It's just sort of hard to get things
done with all that partying.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Monday, May 17, 2004
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Thursday, April 29, 2004
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why i need you to hear
I've found a resaon for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You
and the reason is You
and the reason is You
and the reason is You
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why i need you to hear
I've found a resaon for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You
and the reason is You
and the reason is You
and the reason is You
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Saturday, April 24, 2004
Friday, April 23, 2004
Don't study? Why?
Because :
No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail
No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
So this is what happens when I oversleep...now I know
BRAIN SYSTEM: Attention. Alert registered.
CENTRAL: Alert? Number One, report!
NUMBER ONE: Sir! We're picking up loud music.
CENTRAL: Music? We were just asleep!
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Ears report it's "The Last Train to Clarksville."
CENTRAL: Good God! Are we being tortured?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Eyes are functional and request instruction.
CENTRAL: Tell them to open up and try to find out what is going on.
NUMBER ONE: Scope! Okay, I see darkness... darkness... Wait, there's a woman sleeping here.
CENTRAL: A woman?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station wants to know if it's Anna Kournikova.
CENTRAL: Forget about Libido. What can you tell me?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Memory reports a near perfect match to "wife," sir.
CENTRAL: Well of course. Keep looking.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, urgent report from Stomach on the horn, do you want to take it?
CENTRAL: Stomach, what's going on?
STOMACH: Sir, we've taken a hit, it...it looks bad, sir.
CENTRAL: Get hold of yourself, man!
STOMACH: Yes sir. It looks like a burrito, sir. It exploded at about 1900 hours and we've been out of action ever since. I don't...I don't know if she can take much more, Captain.
CENTRAL: Stomach! Now you listen to me, son. We're all counting on you up here. Don't give up now. Remember the chili of '94? We made it through that, we can make it through anything.
STOMACH: Yes sir. You can count on me, sir.
CENTRAL: Good man.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, I've got a visual on the clock!
CENTRAL: Tell me, Number One.
NUMBER ONE: Oh my God, sir. It's horrible.
CENTRAL: Dammit sailor, get a grip on yourself!
NUMBER ONE: It's... It's six thirty, sir. In the morning.
CENTRAL: In the morning? Not again. I thought...I thought that we'd had the worst of it yesterday.
SYSTEM: Sixty seconds to consciousness.
CENTRAL: This is madness. Do you know what's going to happen if we go conscious now, this early?
NUMBER ONE: Work, sir?
CENTRAL: That's right, Number One. It'll be work, all right. I don't...don't know if I can live through that New Jersey again.
SYSTEM: Fifty seconds to consciousness.
NUMBER ONE: Sir? Do you have orders?
CENTRAL: Hmmm?
NUMBER ONE: Orders, sir. Do you have orders for us?
CENTRAL: Orders? Orders, Number One? Damn right there are orders! Let's get ourselves moving.
NUMBER ONE: Aye aye, sir!
SYSTEM: Forty seconds to consciousness.
CENTRAL: Shut that damn thing off, I'm trying to think. Get our remote stations on line. I want a Search and Acquire on anything that feels like a snooze button. Tell them to MOVE. Bladder!
BLADDER: Yes sir?
CENTRAL: How are you holding?
BLADDER: All systems are flush and ready, sir. We can go another three hours, easy.
CENTRAL: Very well, Bladder. Number One, get me Nose on the horn.
NOSE: Sir, Nose reporting, sir!
CENTRAL: Good to hear from you, Nose. How are you doing up there?
NOSE: We registered cat breath about twenty minutes ago, but it was pretty faint and I didn't think...
CENTRAL: Steady on, nose. You were right not to trigger an alert.
NOSE: Thank you, sir.
CENTRAL: Nose, I'm afraid I have bad news for you, son. We took a burrito last night.
NOSE: Oh no, sir, not again!
CENTRAL: I said steady! You're going to have to hold on, you hear me? Hold on, and it will pass. I don't want ANYTHING getting through to Consciousness.
NOSE: Yes sir. I'll try, sir.
CENTRAL: That's the spirit. Stomach!
STOMACH: Sir?
CENTRAL: How are you doing down there?
STOMACH: We've been breached, Captain. The whole alimentary is in flames. I'm trying to keep it contained, but I can't promise anything.
CENTRAL: Damn!
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station reports it is ready for battle!
CENTRAL: Tell Libido to calm down, I'll call him when I need him. Any report from our search party?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Fingers report they located and toppled a glass of water, a pair of glasses, and a box of Kleenex. No luck on the snooze, sir.
CENTRAL: Number One, I don't mind telling you, if we don't get this under control we're going to lose her.
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Sir, Libido requests positive verification that the woman sleeping next to us is not Anna Kournikova.
CENTRAL: For crying out loud.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Ears reports the song is over. It's going to commercial, sir.
CENTRAL: How much time on the system clock?
NUMBER ONE: Ten seconds to consciousness, sir. We've lost smile control in the lower facial and we're developing a frown.
CENTRAL: Brace yourself, Number One. I'm afraid we've had it.
NUMBER ONE: Sir! Fingers has located target. Repeat, Fingers is on target!
CENTRAL: Fire!
NUMBER ONE: Hit! Sir, direct hit!
CENTRAL: Ears!
NUMBER ONE: It's gone, Captain! Ears reports the music is gone!
CENTRAL: We've done it!
SYSTEM: Consciousness cancelled.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, all systems are ready for sleep mode. Repeat, sleep mode now ready.
CENTRAL: Trigger sleep mode NOW.
NUMBER ONE: Sleep mode triggered, aye aye, sir.
CENTRAL: Shut Eyes.
NUMBER ONE: Eyes off, sir. Frown relaxed, smile restored.
CENTRAL: By golly, that was a close one.
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Sir, Dream Team requests selection. Libido asking for something naked, sir.
CENTRAL: Request denied. Let's roll the one where we show up for church wearing only our underwear, I like that one.
NUMBER ONE: Roger that, sir. Dream selection completed and tape is rolling, sir.
CENTRAL: Good work, Number One. You take the helm.
NUMBER ONE: Aye aye, sir.
CENTRAL: Alert? Number One, report!
NUMBER ONE: Sir! We're picking up loud music.
CENTRAL: Music? We were just asleep!
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Ears report it's "The Last Train to Clarksville."
CENTRAL: Good God! Are we being tortured?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Eyes are functional and request instruction.
CENTRAL: Tell them to open up and try to find out what is going on.
NUMBER ONE: Scope! Okay, I see darkness... darkness... Wait, there's a woman sleeping here.
CENTRAL: A woman?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station wants to know if it's Anna Kournikova.
CENTRAL: Forget about Libido. What can you tell me?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Memory reports a near perfect match to "wife," sir.
CENTRAL: Well of course. Keep looking.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, urgent report from Stomach on the horn, do you want to take it?
CENTRAL: Stomach, what's going on?
STOMACH: Sir, we've taken a hit, it...it looks bad, sir.
CENTRAL: Get hold of yourself, man!
STOMACH: Yes sir. It looks like a burrito, sir. It exploded at about 1900 hours and we've been out of action ever since. I don't...I don't know if she can take much more, Captain.
CENTRAL: Stomach! Now you listen to me, son. We're all counting on you up here. Don't give up now. Remember the chili of '94? We made it through that, we can make it through anything.
STOMACH: Yes sir. You can count on me, sir.
CENTRAL: Good man.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, I've got a visual on the clock!
CENTRAL: Tell me, Number One.
NUMBER ONE: Oh my God, sir. It's horrible.
CENTRAL: Dammit sailor, get a grip on yourself!
NUMBER ONE: It's... It's six thirty, sir. In the morning.
CENTRAL: In the morning? Not again. I thought...I thought that we'd had the worst of it yesterday.
SYSTEM: Sixty seconds to consciousness.
CENTRAL: This is madness. Do you know what's going to happen if we go conscious now, this early?
NUMBER ONE: Work, sir?
CENTRAL: That's right, Number One. It'll be work, all right. I don't...don't know if I can live through that New Jersey again.
SYSTEM: Fifty seconds to consciousness.
NUMBER ONE: Sir? Do you have orders?
CENTRAL: Hmmm?
NUMBER ONE: Orders, sir. Do you have orders for us?
CENTRAL: Orders? Orders, Number One? Damn right there are orders! Let's get ourselves moving.
NUMBER ONE: Aye aye, sir!
SYSTEM: Forty seconds to consciousness.
CENTRAL: Shut that damn thing off, I'm trying to think. Get our remote stations on line. I want a Search and Acquire on anything that feels like a snooze button. Tell them to MOVE. Bladder!
BLADDER: Yes sir?
CENTRAL: How are you holding?
BLADDER: All systems are flush and ready, sir. We can go another three hours, easy.
CENTRAL: Very well, Bladder. Number One, get me Nose on the horn.
NOSE: Sir, Nose reporting, sir!
CENTRAL: Good to hear from you, Nose. How are you doing up there?
NOSE: We registered cat breath about twenty minutes ago, but it was pretty faint and I didn't think...
CENTRAL: Steady on, nose. You were right not to trigger an alert.
NOSE: Thank you, sir.
CENTRAL: Nose, I'm afraid I have bad news for you, son. We took a burrito last night.
NOSE: Oh no, sir, not again!
CENTRAL: I said steady! You're going to have to hold on, you hear me? Hold on, and it will pass. I don't want ANYTHING getting through to Consciousness.
NOSE: Yes sir. I'll try, sir.
CENTRAL: That's the spirit. Stomach!
STOMACH: Sir?
CENTRAL: How are you doing down there?
STOMACH: We've been breached, Captain. The whole alimentary is in flames. I'm trying to keep it contained, but I can't promise anything.
CENTRAL: Damn!
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Libido Station reports it is ready for battle!
CENTRAL: Tell Libido to calm down, I'll call him when I need him. Any report from our search party?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Fingers report they located and toppled a glass of water, a pair of glasses, and a box of Kleenex. No luck on the snooze, sir.
CENTRAL: Number One, I don't mind telling you, if we don't get this under control we're going to lose her.
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Sir, Libido requests positive verification that the woman sleeping next to us is not Anna Kournikova.
CENTRAL: For crying out loud.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Ears reports the song is over. It's going to commercial, sir.
CENTRAL: How much time on the system clock?
NUMBER ONE: Ten seconds to consciousness, sir. We've lost smile control in the lower facial and we're developing a frown.
CENTRAL: Brace yourself, Number One. I'm afraid we've had it.
NUMBER ONE: Sir! Fingers has located target. Repeat, Fingers is on target!
CENTRAL: Fire!
NUMBER ONE: Hit! Sir, direct hit!
CENTRAL: Ears!
NUMBER ONE: It's gone, Captain! Ears reports the music is gone!
CENTRAL: We've done it!
SYSTEM: Consciousness cancelled.
NUMBER ONE: Sir, all systems are ready for sleep mode. Repeat, sleep mode now ready.
CENTRAL: Trigger sleep mode NOW.
NUMBER ONE: Sleep mode triggered, aye aye, sir.
CENTRAL: Shut Eyes.
NUMBER ONE: Eyes off, sir. Frown relaxed, smile restored.
CENTRAL: By golly, that was a close one.
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Sir, Dream Team requests selection. Libido asking for something naked, sir.
CENTRAL: Request denied. Let's roll the one where we show up for church wearing only our underwear, I like that one.
NUMBER ONE: Roger that, sir. Dream selection completed and tape is rolling, sir.
CENTRAL: Good work, Number One. You take the helm.
NUMBER ONE: Aye aye, sir.
Sunday, April 18, 2004
The importance of punctuation....
Dear Thomas,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Maria
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Dear Thomas,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Maria
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Maria
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Dear Thomas,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Maria
How all electronic devices work - the smoke theory of electronics:
The ingredient that allows all electronic devices to operate is smoke.
Consider your own experiences. Remember when all the smoke was let out of your transmitters power transformer? It immediately stopped working! When that new integrated circuit sprung a leak and all the smoke escaped, it also stopped working. When that big electrolytic capacitor gave off its smoke, the rig quit again. Remember when all that smoke was vented from your computer power supply and it wouldn't compute anymore?
From these observations, therefore, it's logical to deduce that smoke is the ingredient that allows electronic components to work, and once the smoke is allowed to get out, nothing works anymore.
My own experiments have proven this theory. Using my SSB transceiver, I first went on the air and proved to myself that my rig was operating perfectly. Then, I drilled (Caution - wear safety glasses and be sure to disconnect the rig from the power line when drilling) a small hole in the power transformer. At power-up (Caution - check for proper fusing before reapplying power) I observed a flash of smoke and fire escaping the transformer. Immediately thereafter I was unable to work stations, even when the bands were hot.
I then took my back-up transceiver and drilled a small hole in its microprocessor. The same thing happened. Once the smoke was lost, I called CQ for hours without a reply. I was convinced. It seemed logical to me, therefore, that if the smoke was reinserted, the device could operate normally.
The ingredient that allows all electronic devices to operate is smoke.
Consider your own experiences. Remember when all the smoke was let out of your transmitters power transformer? It immediately stopped working! When that new integrated circuit sprung a leak and all the smoke escaped, it also stopped working. When that big electrolytic capacitor gave off its smoke, the rig quit again. Remember when all that smoke was vented from your computer power supply and it wouldn't compute anymore?
From these observations, therefore, it's logical to deduce that smoke is the ingredient that allows electronic components to work, and once the smoke is allowed to get out, nothing works anymore.
My own experiments have proven this theory. Using my SSB transceiver, I first went on the air and proved to myself that my rig was operating perfectly. Then, I drilled (Caution - wear safety glasses and be sure to disconnect the rig from the power line when drilling) a small hole in the power transformer. At power-up (Caution - check for proper fusing before reapplying power) I observed a flash of smoke and fire escaping the transformer. Immediately thereafter I was unable to work stations, even when the bands were hot.
I then took my back-up transceiver and drilled a small hole in its microprocessor. The same thing happened. Once the smoke was lost, I called CQ for hours without a reply. I was convinced. It seemed logical to me, therefore, that if the smoke was reinserted, the device could operate normally.
Saturday, April 17, 2004
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
another stolen from allalan
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the whole sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
But this is precisely what provides universal doubt with its object.
(last one, i promise! no more stealing!)
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the whole sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
But this is precisely what provides universal doubt with its object.
(last one, i promise! no more stealing!)
stolen from allalan
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want and i'll try to be as honest as I can be. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this message allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. ANYONE can ask me stuff...just use your username or anonymous, whatever you want.
Sunday, April 11, 2004
Friday, April 09, 2004
Subservient Chicken
try:
read a book
watch tv
turn off the lights
masturbate
do the YMCA
do the macarena
hide
jump
do a handstand
do the moonwalk
lie down
stand on one leg
flap your arms
sleep
headbang
sing
bite yourself
wear the blanket
fart
puke
clean yourself
blow your nose
and anything else you can think of...
try:
read a book
watch tv
turn off the lights
masturbate
do the YMCA
do the macarena
hide
jump
do a handstand
do the moonwalk
lie down
stand on one leg
flap your arms
sleep
headbang
sing
bite yourself
wear the blanket
fart
puke
clean yourself
blow your nose
and anything else you can think of...
Monday, April 05, 2004
6:30am and bored...
I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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Take the Affliction Test Today!
A Rum and Monkey disease.
What are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
Take the Affliction Test Today!
A Rum and Monkey disease.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
bye...
i've decided this blog has lived long enough. i'm gonna cut down on procrastination by terminating this site by the end of today. that way, i won't be tempted to update it all the time and you people won't be tempted to read it. one less blog to go through. less reading material and thus more time for you to put your reading week to use. you'll all thank me after exams. so... if there is some entry that you horribly want to keep, copy and paste them now before i delete this site.
as the title of the blog says, i'm incognito... not here... never was...
as the title of the blog says, i'm incognito... not here... never was...
Sunday, March 28, 2004
very interesting read... a bit anti-american but still... interesting read...
(hey, at least it uses up some of your time... i.e. procrastination)
CLICK!
(hey, at least it uses up some of your time... i.e. procrastination)
CLICK!
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Quiz-a-lot
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
You are a human shadow. If a loved one needs you,
you are always right at his or her heels! Your
deep social connection with human beings
produces your qualities of genuine caring and
charisma. However, at times you are naive to
the true nature of your loved ones. Remember
that humans' gift of free will does not always
lead them in wise directions. But your essence
of love and friendship represent the other
precious gifts of humanity. Overall you are a
strikingly valuable and innocent being who has
a lot to give.(please rate my quiz cuz it took
me for freaking ever to create)
What Kind of Shadow Are You? (with gorgeous pics)
brought to you by Quizilla
Furnulum pani nolo.
"I don't want a toaster."
Generally, things (like this quiz) tend to tick you
off. You have contemplated doing grievous
bodily harm to door-to-door salesmen.
Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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okok.. i'm done
Monday, March 22, 2004
Monday, March 15, 2004
Sunday, March 14, 2004
"If you cry because the sun has gone down in your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars." -- Unknown
"Never hold on because you are too afraid to let go." -- Sarah Smith
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone and
a day to love someone-
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." – Unknown
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." -- St. Augustine
"When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough." -- Maurice Maeterlinck, Wisdom and Destiny, 1898
"Love isn’t love till you give it Away" -- Anonymous
"Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened." -- Anonymous
"Never hold on because you are too afraid to let go." -- Sarah Smith
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone and
a day to love someone-
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." – Unknown
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all." -- St. Augustine
"When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough." -- Maurice Maeterlinck, Wisdom and Destiny, 1898
"Love isn’t love till you give it Away" -- Anonymous
"Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened." -- Anonymous
Saturday, March 13, 2004
link-o-rific
- bonjour monsieur
- chasing beaver? have a cold one!
- chop suey (i think i posted this before)
- penguin go splat (1107.9)
- exorcist in 30 seconds (odd coincidence)
- think of a question, click the nose for answer
- badger... LOTR style
- dumb criminals
- dodge the blue!
what chu lookin at? back ta werk ya sea dawgs! (corrected by wnd)
Friday, March 12, 2004
for once it's not me that's insecure... and it's rare...
and now i know what it is to have someone worry that they might lose you
i dunno how to convince you
maybe i've been trying to be more responsible lately
maybe it's because i've been not showing it as much lately
i dunno
but you just have to believe me when i say i do
and now i know what it is to have someone worry that they might lose you
i dunno how to convince you
maybe i've been trying to be more responsible lately
maybe it's because i've been not showing it as much lately
i dunno
but you just have to believe me when i say i do
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Sunday, March 07, 2004
mmm i'm not that tasty apparently...
 I taste like Bread.I am a staple in almost everyone's diet. Friends like me are a complement to any other friends I get on with almost everyone, remaining mostly in the background, but providing substance when it would otherwise be lacking. What Flavour Are You? |
 I am Vanilla Flavoured.I am one of the most popular flavours in the world. Subtle and smooth, I go reasonably with anyone, and rarely do anything to offend. I can be expected to be blending in in society. What Flavour Are You? |
Saturday, March 06, 2004
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Sunday, February 29, 2004
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Monday, February 23, 2004
Friday, February 20, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Monday, February 16, 2004
DIE CAR DIE!!!
So ya... this is the 4th time the Volvo has had a flat while I'm driving it. I think I'm cursed or something. Twice in Toronto and twice in Kingston. GAAAHHH. Well, one thing is good, I'm gettin real good at changing tires. :D
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Interesting email I got today... wonder if it works...
INSTRUCTIONS; Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. Best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack and the accusatorial expression on her face..On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend
moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL Thisis a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.Do not hesitate: Send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
P.S. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
P.P.S. This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. Best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack and the accusatorial expression on her face..On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend
moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL Thisis a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.Do not hesitate: Send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
P.S. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
P.P.S. This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
Friday, February 06, 2004
studying pays later. procrastination pays now.
from ~wndizzle
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that you have in common with me.
3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you.
4. (Optional) compare it to wndif's answers
01. I try to keep my ground as clear of stuff as possible
02. I love playing with new gadgets.
03. I love to drink coffee (essential for those all-niters)
04. Forks are fun for poking people.
05. Sharp knives make me squeemish.
06. I'm obsessed with winegums. Green ones pwnz j00.
07. I hate when people type in all caps online.
08. I am a nerd.
09. The exclamation mark is my favourite punctuation!
10. I like making up nicknames for wndles.
11. I wished I knew a lot of languages but I hate learning languages.
12. I suck at physics.
13. It is freaking cold in my room.
14. I love poking people that are pokable.
15. I would like to be ambidextrous.
16. Shopping IS a sport.
17. I hate facial hair on girls. Just... ew.
18. I wish I were taller.
19. I still don't like beer very much.
20. I wished I had a more muscular body.
21. FAMILY GUY is THE best show to watch and quote from. Kicks SCRUB's ass!
22. I miss kindergarten
23. Other than from my sister, I lack any nicknames whatsoever.
24. Coke should be banned from my diet, but that would be catastrophic.
25. I am anal-retentive about my computer's ability to do what I want when I want.
26. I check the same set of websites over and over again when I'm bored.
27. I wanna learn the guitar.
28. I'm a boring person.
29. I am very bad a replying to people's emails.
30. I want to go skydiving and bungee-jumping one day.
31. You should NEVER eat what i cook... because you won't find me cooking
32. I love seeing others in hot pants ;)
33. I procrastinate. A LOT.
34. I love eyes (green eyes are especially special)
35. I lack sleep too much.
36. I like to hug something or someone when I sleep.
37. CSing is one of my .. better.. sports. (right....)
38. I'm a night owl.
39. I wished I had more time and concentration to work on art.
40. I dance badly
41. I really enjoy thoughtful gifts, even if they cost nothing. I almost like anything as long as the person took the time to think and pick it out.
42. The British have such fabulous vocabulary: bloke, snog, wanker, ..etc
43. I'm a bad bad person who downloads music rather than buying CDs
44. I love my sister (even though she's a pain.. most of the time)
45. I enjoy just being by myself sometimes
46. Watching others acting like an idiot entertains me.
47. I love swings and i miss the playground.
48. Seagulls flying overhead frighten me. they might crap on me
49. I love those moving platform things at the airport.
50. I don't like girls with too much makeup.
51. I've only woken up from a nightmare scared shitless once.
52. I rarely remember my dreams.
53. Time spent crying is time wasted plotting. (hahaha I love that one)
54. I love Linkin Park.
55. I'm really easy to get along with
56. I don't like approaching people in large groups
57. I love breakfast food but almost never have it at the right time of day
58. I would love to have a better looking hair style
59. I like getting emails from my friends (junk mail included), it makes me feel special.
60. I like to highlight my hair but only cuz it looked alright the first and only time i did it so far
61. I usually cant remember where i put things i want to keep "safe"
62. I wanna drive stick
63. Eggs, no matter how they are served, are one of my favourite foods for breakfast.
64. I always smile without my teeth when somebody takes a picture
65. I try my best to help protect the environment.
66. I lose concentration VERY easily and VERY often
67. I need to get in shape.
68. Apparently I look good with glasses
69. I have an idea of what to do with my life, just dunno if this is the right way
70. I love Colby.
71. I forgive easily. But, I never forget.
72. There are only a handful of friends I confide in. If at all.
73. I'm always online but I'm always on 'Invisible' (ICQ)
74. I own a lot of dark coloured clothing.
75. I feel inadequate a lot of the time, like I don't really belong.
76. I prefer comfort over looks.
77. I love reading other people's blog/live journal/website.
78. I'm agnostic.
79. Kids nowadays have better toys!
80. I can be very very moody.
81. I love my country
82. Im always amazed by those who take neat, legible notes during lectures. All I care is that I can read my own notes.
83. I have a very broad musical taste
84. Go gay pride.
85. Narrow minded people make me frustrated and sad.
86. I'm incapable of having just one favourite of almost anything.
87. Someday I want to travel the world.
88. Someday I WILL go on a road trip with my friends.
89. I wished I could re-live all the events of my grad year again.
90. I like M.C. Escher's drawings
91. I can't stand the sound of fingernails scraping a chalkboard
92. I want to take candid photos.
93. I hit the snooze button at least once before waking up
94. Driving fast is fun... ;)
95. I am anal-retentive about the length of my finger nails.
96. I'm a lazy ass. I really am.
97. Playing in the snow is something i miss doing, which is odd cuz we get SO much of it here in Ktown
98. I think this quiz is taking waaaayyyyy too long.
99. I have something else I should be doing right now
100. I really suck at making easy decisions - like, what to eat.
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that you have in common with me.
3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you.
4. (Optional) compare it to wndif's answers
01. I try to keep my ground as clear of stuff as possible
02. I love playing with new gadgets.
03. I love to drink coffee (essential for those all-niters)
04. Forks are fun for poking people.
05. Sharp knives make me squeemish.
06. I'm obsessed with winegums. Green ones pwnz j00.
07. I hate when people type in all caps online.
08. I am a nerd.
09. The exclamation mark is my favourite punctuation!
10. I like making up nicknames for wndles.
11. I wished I knew a lot of languages but I hate learning languages.
12. I suck at physics.
13. It is freaking cold in my room.
14. I love poking people that are pokable.
15. I would like to be ambidextrous.
16. Shopping IS a sport.
17. I hate facial hair on girls. Just... ew.
18. I wish I were taller.
19. I still don't like beer very much.
20. I wished I had a more muscular body.
21. FAMILY GUY is THE best show to watch and quote from. Kicks SCRUB's ass!
22. I miss kindergarten
23. Other than from my sister, I lack any nicknames whatsoever.
24. Coke should be banned from my diet, but that would be catastrophic.
25. I am anal-retentive about my computer's ability to do what I want when I want.
26. I check the same set of websites over and over again when I'm bored.
27. I wanna learn the guitar.
28. I'm a boring person.
29. I am very bad a replying to people's emails.
30. I want to go skydiving and bungee-jumping one day.
31. You should NEVER eat what i cook... because you won't find me cooking
32. I love seeing others in hot pants ;)
33. I procrastinate. A LOT.
34. I love eyes (green eyes are especially special)
35. I lack sleep too much.
36. I like to hug something or someone when I sleep.
37. CSing is one of my .. better.. sports. (right....)
38. I'm a night owl.
39. I wished I had more time and concentration to work on art.
40. I dance badly
41. I really enjoy thoughtful gifts, even if they cost nothing. I almost like anything as long as the person took the time to think and pick it out.
42. The British have such fabulous vocabulary: bloke, snog, wanker, ..etc
43. I'm a bad bad person who downloads music rather than buying CDs
44. I love my sister (even though she's a pain.. most of the time)
45. I enjoy just being by myself sometimes
46. Watching others acting like an idiot entertains me.
47. I love swings and i miss the playground.
48. Seagulls flying overhead frighten me. they might crap on me
49. I love those moving platform things at the airport.
50. I don't like girls with too much makeup.
51. I've only woken up from a nightmare scared shitless once.
52. I rarely remember my dreams.
53. Time spent crying is time wasted plotting. (hahaha I love that one)
54. I love Linkin Park.
55. I'm really easy to get along with
56. I don't like approaching people in large groups
57. I love breakfast food but almost never have it at the right time of day
58. I would love to have a better looking hair style
59. I like getting emails from my friends (junk mail included), it makes me feel special.
60. I like to highlight my hair but only cuz it looked alright the first and only time i did it so far
61. I usually cant remember where i put things i want to keep "safe"
62. I wanna drive stick
63. Eggs, no matter how they are served, are one of my favourite foods for breakfast.
64. I always smile without my teeth when somebody takes a picture
65. I try my best to help protect the environment.
66. I lose concentration VERY easily and VERY often
67. I need to get in shape.
68. Apparently I look good with glasses
69. I have an idea of what to do with my life, just dunno if this is the right way
70. I love Colby.
71. I forgive easily. But, I never forget.
72. There are only a handful of friends I confide in. If at all.
73. I'm always online but I'm always on 'Invisible' (ICQ)
74. I own a lot of dark coloured clothing.
75. I feel inadequate a lot of the time, like I don't really belong.
76. I prefer comfort over looks.
77. I love reading other people's blog/live journal/website.
78. I'm agnostic.
79. Kids nowadays have better toys!
80. I can be very very moody.
81. I love my country
82. Im always amazed by those who take neat, legible notes during lectures. All I care is that I can read my own notes.
83. I have a very broad musical taste
84. Go gay pride.
85. Narrow minded people make me frustrated and sad.
86. I'm incapable of having just one favourite of almost anything.
87. Someday I want to travel the world.
88. Someday I WILL go on a road trip with my friends.
89. I wished I could re-live all the events of my grad year again.
90. I like M.C. Escher's drawings
91. I can't stand the sound of fingernails scraping a chalkboard
92. I want to take candid photos.
93. I hit the snooze button at least once before waking up
94. Driving fast is fun... ;)
95. I am anal-retentive about the length of my finger nails.
96. I'm a lazy ass. I really am.
97. Playing in the snow is something i miss doing, which is odd cuz we get SO much of it here in Ktown
98. I think this quiz is taking waaaayyyyy too long.
99. I have something else I should be doing right now
100. I really suck at making easy decisions - like, what to eat.
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Monday, February 02, 2004
Conscious self | Overall self |
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| Enneagram Test Results
Your Unconscious-Overall type is 3w2 |
Monday, January 26, 2004
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Sunday, January 25, 2004
Linkin Park Concert!
Ya. This is gonna be one of those rare blog entries where I explain everything as oppose to just cryptic messages.
Jan 24, 2004 was Linkin Park's Meteora tour arriving in Toronto. Got tickets to them sometime in December curtasy of a few friends; Roberta and Kenny. Got myself some floor seats (aka the pit). Subway-ed down to the ACC and took a while before I found the Harvey's I was suppose to wait for Eugene and Kenny at. They were late and lost and so, after half an hour, I left and went inside. Eventually met up with Kenny (Eugene didn't get floor seats and hence I actually never got to see him the entire day) before the concert started.
Storyoftheyear was first. Not bad. I've never heard of them before but their songs were alright. The entire band was very energetic with the whole headbanging thing. LOL. I was so surprised so little people showed up. I thought that was it. (this was my first concert every so... i didn't know) But Roberta enlightened me to the fact that this was only cuz some people only want to see the main venue and not the starting bands. And ya, eventually, the entire place filled up.
Then came Hooberstank. I liked it. But I dunno. I didn't like it as much as Storyoftheyear. And I have heard of Hooberstank and actually have a few of their songs. Odd. Nothing really special but alright. Then POD came on. They really sucked. Maybe it was me, but I thought the crowd was extra loud for POD but I didn't like them at all. Except for two songs I've heard of before, everything else I didn't know and didn't like. It was very much just guitar chords in the background with the lead singer talking. It wasn't even singing. Just talking. The only redeeming factor was that the lead singer stopped the gig when he saw some guy in the front of the crowd that got hurt. He got security to help him. That was nice. And they also ended with the song 'Alive' which was cool. Otherwise, they weren't very good.
THEN came LINKIN PARK! AW man. The second the curtain dropped, it was just one amazing song after another. And yes, I knew all the words to every song they played. LOL. I was moshing a lot, yelling and singing along until I lost my voice but still continued to sing. It was great! I was hot and sweaty and tired by the end though. And STUPID TALL PEOPLE! Omg. These two tall guys kept blocking my view. And poor Roberta, this guy who musta been the tallest guy in the concert just so happens to show up RIGHT in front of her. And he kept looking back at her giving her this satisfying smile. Roberta so shoulda gave him the finger. Cuz he wasn't even nodding or tapping or anything to the music. He just stood there like a pole! GAH. But eventually some nice couple let Roberta in front of them so she could see. And then there was the guy that walked pass me with a bloody eyebrow. His piercing musta got ripped off. Ouch. Anyways, back to the amazing parts. :D I wished it would never end. At one point, they left (only as an act I learned afterwards) and said that was it for the night. And everyone was chanting "encore!" and they came back out. And then there was that other thing when they were gonna do 'Faint' and they got someone from the crowd to play the guitar. The guy just so happens to also be called Alex. GO ALEX! :D He was good too. Kept up, did the whole dancing and acted like he was part of the band. He even got to sit up on stage at the back for the rest of the concert and got to go backstage after. Lucky bastard. And then there was also the wave. While we were waiting for Linkin Park to start, the crowd in the stands did the wave a few times. That was very cool.
More bitching. The security were soooo strict with cameras. They saw Kenny's digital camera half way though and they confascated it. WTF. Or like when Roberta tired to get in with McDonald's (her dinner)... they made her throw it away and she hadn't even taken a bite of it yet! Bah.
Anyways.
All in all, I am sooo glad Linkin Park is my first official concert ever. Very fun. I got myself a t-shirt too :) Too bad they can't pirate t-shirts ;) j/k. It'd be cool if they recorded the concert and put it on a CD like the Live in Texas CD.
So ya. FUN. Linkin Park is SOOO GOODDDDDD...... :D
Jan 24, 2004 was Linkin Park's Meteora tour arriving in Toronto. Got tickets to them sometime in December curtasy of a few friends; Roberta and Kenny. Got myself some floor seats (aka the pit). Subway-ed down to the ACC and took a while before I found the Harvey's I was suppose to wait for Eugene and Kenny at. They were late and lost and so, after half an hour, I left and went inside. Eventually met up with Kenny (Eugene didn't get floor seats and hence I actually never got to see him the entire day) before the concert started.
Storyoftheyear was first. Not bad. I've never heard of them before but their songs were alright. The entire band was very energetic with the whole headbanging thing. LOL. I was so surprised so little people showed up. I thought that was it. (this was my first concert every so... i didn't know) But Roberta enlightened me to the fact that this was only cuz some people only want to see the main venue and not the starting bands. And ya, eventually, the entire place filled up.
Then came Hooberstank. I liked it. But I dunno. I didn't like it as much as Storyoftheyear. And I have heard of Hooberstank and actually have a few of their songs. Odd. Nothing really special but alright. Then POD came on. They really sucked. Maybe it was me, but I thought the crowd was extra loud for POD but I didn't like them at all. Except for two songs I've heard of before, everything else I didn't know and didn't like. It was very much just guitar chords in the background with the lead singer talking. It wasn't even singing. Just talking. The only redeeming factor was that the lead singer stopped the gig when he saw some guy in the front of the crowd that got hurt. He got security to help him. That was nice. And they also ended with the song 'Alive' which was cool. Otherwise, they weren't very good.
THEN came LINKIN PARK! AW man. The second the curtain dropped, it was just one amazing song after another. And yes, I knew all the words to every song they played. LOL. I was moshing a lot, yelling and singing along until I lost my voice but still continued to sing. It was great! I was hot and sweaty and tired by the end though. And STUPID TALL PEOPLE! Omg. These two tall guys kept blocking my view. And poor Roberta, this guy who musta been the tallest guy in the concert just so happens to show up RIGHT in front of her. And he kept looking back at her giving her this satisfying smile. Roberta so shoulda gave him the finger. Cuz he wasn't even nodding or tapping or anything to the music. He just stood there like a pole! GAH. But eventually some nice couple let Roberta in front of them so she could see. And then there was the guy that walked pass me with a bloody eyebrow. His piercing musta got ripped off. Ouch. Anyways, back to the amazing parts. :D I wished it would never end. At one point, they left (only as an act I learned afterwards) and said that was it for the night. And everyone was chanting "encore!" and they came back out. And then there was that other thing when they were gonna do 'Faint' and they got someone from the crowd to play the guitar. The guy just so happens to also be called Alex. GO ALEX! :D He was good too. Kept up, did the whole dancing and acted like he was part of the band. He even got to sit up on stage at the back for the rest of the concert and got to go backstage after. Lucky bastard. And then there was also the wave. While we were waiting for Linkin Park to start, the crowd in the stands did the wave a few times. That was very cool.
More bitching. The security were soooo strict with cameras. They saw Kenny's digital camera half way though and they confascated it. WTF. Or like when Roberta tired to get in with McDonald's (her dinner)... they made her throw it away and she hadn't even taken a bite of it yet! Bah.
Anyways.
All in all, I am sooo glad Linkin Park is my first official concert ever. Very fun. I got myself a t-shirt too :) Too bad they can't pirate t-shirts ;) j/k. It'd be cool if they recorded the concert and put it on a CD like the Live in Texas CD.
So ya. FUN. Linkin Park is SOOO GOODDDDDD...... :D
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