Monday, December 19, 2005
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Cry havoc! and let loose the dogs of war
Monday, November 07, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Gaahhhh... all work no sleep makes Alex go NARGGGHHH!!!!1one!!1eleven!!11
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Sunday, October 09, 2005
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION
of the English tongue!
Unless English is your third language,
there is absolutely no excuse for your
ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go
back and finish your schooling, Bastard.
How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Saturday, September 03, 2005
Friday, August 12, 2005
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Saturday, August 06, 2005
All These Things That I've Done
Is there room for one more son
One more son
If you can hold on
If you can hold on, hold on
I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
You know, you know - no you don't, you don't
I wanna shine on in the hearts of men
I want a meaning from the back of my broken hand
Another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no
Help me out
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the blackburner
You know you got to help me out
And when there's nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more son
These changes ain't changing me
The cold-hearted boy I used to be
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the blackburner
You know you got to help me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the blackburner
You know you got to help me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the blackburner
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done
All these things that I've done
If you can hold on
If you can hold on
~The Killers
Friday, August 05, 2005
RLotD (2)
Don't get caught staring
Some people REALLY need coffee in the morning
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Monday, August 01, 2005
Home
Is come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm
Maybe surrounded by
A million people, I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know
And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
"I'm fine baby, how are you?"
Well I would send them but I know that it's just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that
Another aeroplane
Another sunny place
I'm lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I've got to go home
Let me go home
I'm just too far from where you are
I wanna come home
And I feel just like I'm living someone else's life
It's like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
But this was not your dream
But you always believed in me
Another winter day has come
And gone away
And even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home
And I'm surrounded by
A million people, I
Still feel alone
Oh, let go home
Oh, I miss you, you know
Let me go home
I've had my run
Baby, I'm done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all right
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home
~ Michael Bublé
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Saturday, July 16, 2005
| Your dating personality profile: Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along. Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate. | Your date match profile: Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date. Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things. |
Your Top Ten Traits 1. Shy 2. Romantic 3. Liberal 4. Adventurous 5. Big-Hearted 6. Sensual 7. Wealthy/Ambitious 8. Practical 9. Athletic 10. Intellectual | Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Conservative 2. Romantic 3. Adventurous 4. Practical 5. Sensual 6. Athletic 7. Outgoing 8. Big-Hearted 9. Traditional 10. Intellectual |
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Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
“It’s been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin
“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Elmo Phillips
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
“It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Monday, July 11, 2005
Your Slanguage Profile |
| Canadian Slang: 75% |
| Aussie Slang: 50% |
| New England Slang: 50% |
| Prison Slang: 50% |
| British Slang: 25% |
| Southern Slang: 25% |
| Victorian Slang: 25% |
Your Birthdate: February 21 |
Being born on the 21st day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life. The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental. There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, "couldn't care less" attitude. You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression. Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing. You are energetic and always a good conversationalist. You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters. Your mind is practical and rational despite this tendency to jump about. You are affectionate and loving, but very sensitive. You are subject to rapid ups and downs. |
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
On the radio... and thought of you...
was anybody there
does anybody care
and how many times have your friends let you down
was anybody there
did anybody stare
how many times have your friends let you down
just open up your heart
just open up your mind
and how many times has your faith slipped away
well is anybody safe
does anybody pray
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
how many days have you just slept away
is everybody high
is everyone afraid
how many times have you wished you were strong
have they ever seen your heart
have they ever seen your pain
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
she gets high
she gets lost
she gets drowned by the cost
twice a day
every week
in all her life
she gets high
she gets lost
she gets drowned by the cost
twice a day
every week
in all her life
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we'll survive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
oh life is waiting for you
its all messed up but we're alive
its all messed up but we'll survive
its all messed up but we're alive
its all messed up but i will
i will survive
Saturday, June 04, 2005
The Keys to Your Heart |
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. |
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. |
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. |
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Monday, May 30, 2005
Thursday, May 26, 2005
| ISTJ - "Trustee". Decisiveness in practical affairs. Guardian of time- honored institutions. Dependable. 11.6% of total population. |
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Monday, May 23, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Friday, May 06, 2005
Photo album updated
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Quiz-a-thon
![]() | You scored as Sloth.
Seven deadly sins created with QuizFarm.com |
![]() | You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com |
Your wise quote is: "Be kind to unkind people,
they probably need it the most" by
Ashleigh Brilliant.
You try to look beyond apperance, try to give
people second chances and are probably very
kind. Understanding is your biggest personality
trait, and thoose you can see through should be
grateful. If they aren't already. You detest
narrow minded people, because they can't see
what's really there. Facades is not your thing
and you strive to always be who you really are.
What wise quote fits you?(pics) UPDATED
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You are 'French'. In the nineteenth century, it
was the international language of diplomacy.
It is a 'beautiful' language, meaning that it
is really just a low-fidelity copy of Latin.
You know the importance of communicating
'diplomatically', which for you means both
being polite and friendly when necessary and
using sophisticated, vicious sarcasm when
appropriate. Your life is guided by either
existentialism or nihilism, depending on the
weather. You have a certain appreciation for
the finer things in life, which is a diplomatic
way of saying that you are a disgusting
hedonist. Your problem is that French has been
obsolete for a long time.
What obsolete skill are you?
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Your element is Water. You have a calm aura around
you and are in tune with the world around. You
observe it but rarely interfere. Because of
your shy and timid nature you will not have so
many friends in your life. But then again,
large crowds aren't your thing anyway. You are
comfortable on your own and are reserved to
others who you don't know or know very little
of. You know everyone out there does not want
to be your friend, and knowing that is good.
However, people who don't know you that well
thinks that you are cold and distant since you
don't want to talk to them. Although you mean
no harm, you can't always be perfectly
understood in the world. No one can. Life in
general are you quite serene with even if there
are some things you don't like. Your love-life
is not so full of boys/girls, but if you
flirted more with the ones you were interested
in I'm sure something would happen. The hobbies
you choose are calmer ones, you are no party
girl that likes to drink and make-out with
three or more guys/girls in one night. Reading
a book or swimming is more your thing. Rate and
message!
What is your element? [with pics + 7 outcomes + detailed answeres!]
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You are an
assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Monday, April 11, 2005
Friday, April 08, 2005
Draw a pig...

Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew small ears, you are an OK listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew small tail :)
Result: http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/reviewDONE.asp?id=43567
Source: http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/reviewDONE.asp?id=43567
Monday, April 04, 2005
Face Analyzer
82% Chinese
0% East Indian
0% Middle Eastern
0% Eastern European
0% Southern European
0% Anglo Saxon
0% Korean/Japanese
Gender: MALE
YOUR ARCHETYPE: Alpha Academic
Personality Profile
Intelligence 8.5 Extremely Intelligent
Risk 2.3 Very Low Risk
Ambition 6.7 High Ambition
Gay Factor 1.9 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 5.9 Average Honor
Politeness 8.7 High Politeness
Income 7.6 $50,000 - $100,000
Sociability 4.9 Low Sociability
Promiscuity 2.1 Very Unpromiscuous
You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.
You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.
Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with Boss types. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.
Other types' view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.
Friday, March 25, 2005
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Sunday, March 06, 2005
Food, food, oh wonderful food!
Classic Cheese Cake

Key Lime Pie (minus the Key)

Layered Jello
Bottom to top: watermelon, green apple, strawberry, frothy tropical twists fruit fiesta


Saturday, February 26, 2005
Hopes this cheers you up...
Worst dancer in the world? I think so.
No hockey makes men gay...
Top 100 Gadgets of all time
Dunno if this is true but if it is.. that's sick.
Another medical screw up
Scary eh?
REALLY cool. Melons anyone?
Man has guts... but not much of a brain (before AND after)
I don't get it...
Magical Trevor
The boy has guts
VERY cool CGI
And remember: SMILE!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Confidence in your product...

Gimme the Money, Eh? Earlier this month, Vancouver agency Rethink rethought bus shelter stunts and came up with something that made a big media splash in Canada.
On behalf of a 3M security glass product called Scotchshield — a film applied to glass with a squeegee, making the surface effectively bulletproof — Rethink filled a Scotchshield-equipped case in front of its office with $3 million in play money topped by $500 in real money and invited people to break it and get at what they thought was a ton of cash. You can bet it was a rigorously controlled experiment, though — security guards were posted across the street in case the situation got out of hand. In fact, it did; though the glass couldn't be broken, the aluminum frame, which was not in the legal attack zone, was eventually breached, at which point a time-out was called. Nevertheless, the roughly $6,000 stunt was worth many times that amount in free publicity. "The ad was only up for a day and a half, and it got more national news coverage than anything we've ever done," says Rethink AE Nadine Wilson. A day after the bus shelter escapade, far more modest sums were placed behind treated glass in local restaurant men's rooms. "The urinal ads didn't get as much attention, but they did get talked about," says AD Rob Sweetman. See the PDF for this ad as well as TV news stills of manic fortune seekers in action.
Source: http://www.adcritic.com/printcritic/email/
Monday, February 21, 2005
HBD to me...

Professional Crème Brûlée Torch Set
Thanks Aaron, Hart, Cobi, Wnd & Alan!
Pictures are up! Click here!
Upside to being old, I'm legal in the States too now :D
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Hell Week is OVER!
(Sorta. If you minimum definition of "alive" is being able to breathe and vaguely move my limbs, then yes I'm alive)
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Gonna try this...
http://www.pvps4free.com/default.aspx?r=233336
yes, that's the link. Go through that link and sign up. Complete one of the free offers. I need 10 people to do this. So I can see if it works. If it works, I'll let everyone know so they can get free stuff too :) And yes, some of the free offers require a credit card just so they can start charging you after the free trial period.
If it IS a scam... oh well.
Lemmie know if you signed up.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
New "Words"
Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Source: http://www.menshealth.co.uk/talk/thread.phtml/thread130402/
Thursday, January 27, 2005
I CAN cook! (I think...)
creme caramel
coffee creme caramel
classic cheese cake
grilled eggplant
mushroom & potato skillet
shraddha salad
semi-success, semi-failures so far:
grilled vegetables in balsamic vinegar & goat cheese
failures so far:
banana & chocolate chip sponge cake
Not a bad record. :D
Oh PS: Tammy, I need my dessert cookbook back! :P
Monday, January 03, 2005
Hrm... not a bad resolution. Especially since next door lives like a bunch of girls ;)
In the year 2005 I resolve to: |

















