My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Shizzlemah.
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Friday, August 29, 2003
Sunday, August 24, 2003
from alex just cuz i'm bored.
If I were a month, I would be: february
If I were a day of the week, I would be: friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9pm
If I were a planet, I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a jellyfish
If I were a direction, I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a fluffy couch
If I were a sin, I would be: lust ;)
If I were a historical figure, I would be: the unknown soldier
If I were a liquid, I would be: water in a river
If I were a stone, I would be: by birth stone (yes i dunno wtf it is called but it's purple)
If I were a bird, I would be: a raven (duh)
If I were a tool, I would be: drill :D
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: pouring rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: kitty
If I were a color, I would be: black or dark blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: meh
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: ocean waves crashing on the shores
If I were an element, I would be: 12 on the periodic table
If I were a car, I would be: black mclaren f1
If I were a song, I would be: Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
If I were a book, I would be written by: no idea
If I were a food, I would be: mint chocolate ice cream
If I were a place, I would be: a dream
If I were a material, I would be: i dunno what it's made of but towels
If I were a taste, I would be: minty cold fresh
If I were a scent, I would be: the smell during/after rain
If I were a word, I would be: was
If I were an object, I would be: a sex toy HAHAHAHA, no seriously... probably a Desert Eagle :D
If I were a body part, I would be: the eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the look when you remember a happy time in the past
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Bubbles!
If I were a shape, I would be: a circle
If I were a number, I would be: 7
If I were a month, I would be: february
If I were a day of the week, I would be: friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9pm
If I were a planet, I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a jellyfish
If I were a direction, I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a fluffy couch
If I were a sin, I would be: lust ;)
If I were a historical figure, I would be: the unknown soldier
If I were a liquid, I would be: water in a river
If I were a stone, I would be: by birth stone (yes i dunno wtf it is called but it's purple)
If I were a bird, I would be: a raven (duh)
If I were a tool, I would be: drill :D
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: pouring rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: kitty
If I were a color, I would be: black or dark blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: meh
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: ocean waves crashing on the shores
If I were an element, I would be: 12 on the periodic table
If I were a car, I would be: black mclaren f1
If I were a song, I would be: Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
If I were a book, I would be written by: no idea
If I were a food, I would be: mint chocolate ice cream
If I were a place, I would be: a dream
If I were a material, I would be: i dunno what it's made of but towels
If I were a taste, I would be: minty cold fresh
If I were a scent, I would be: the smell during/after rain
If I were a word, I would be: was
If I were an object, I would be: a sex toy HAHAHAHA, no seriously... probably a Desert Eagle :D
If I were a body part, I would be: the eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the look when you remember a happy time in the past
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Bubbles!
If I were a shape, I would be: a circle
If I were a number, I would be: 7
Monday, August 18, 2003
l337 pr@y3r
(kathryn will appreciate this lol)
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
4m3n
(kathryn will appreciate this lol)
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
4m3n
Sunday, August 17, 2003
I guess you CAN have too much of a good thing...
Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
Fri Aug 15,10:33 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.
Source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=3&u=/nm/penis_dc
Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
Fri Aug 15,10:33 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.
Source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=3&u=/nm/penis_dc
Friday, August 15, 2003
woooo... power is back on finally ;)
coolest stuff that happened:
- people being so nice to each other
- a civilian directing traffic with a jacket on that said "Metropolitian POLICE" on the back and in really small letters under it, "Washington D.C."
- actually sitting down with family (abiet just starring at each other most of the time)
- my mother encouraging my brother to join in on the card gambling
- got off work early on thursday
- no work friday! (well, they DID get power back but i just decided not to go oops)
- seeing Mars, the stars, and the moon
- the candles... so neat...
not so cool:
- hour drive (normally takes 15-20 min) in traffic home with low gas and being afraid i wouldn't get home
- heat... SO freakin hot
- so bored....
- stupid bugs and birds making noise outside at 6am
- on the radio: some woman got charged $100 for a taxi that took her a distance of one block
- on the radio: gas station that charged 99.9 cents per litre
- on the radio: people looting Future Shop
- retarded finger pointing by US and Canada at each other
what I'm really curious is... what exactly happened that caused such a huge outage? that would cascade down all over the place...
coolest stuff that happened:
- people being so nice to each other
- a civilian directing traffic with a jacket on that said "Metropolitian POLICE" on the back and in really small letters under it, "Washington D.C."
- actually sitting down with family (abiet just starring at each other most of the time)
- my mother encouraging my brother to join in on the card gambling
- got off work early on thursday
- no work friday! (well, they DID get power back but i just decided not to go oops)
- seeing Mars, the stars, and the moon
- the candles... so neat...
not so cool:
- hour drive (normally takes 15-20 min) in traffic home with low gas and being afraid i wouldn't get home
- heat... SO freakin hot
- so bored....
- stupid bugs and birds making noise outside at 6am
- on the radio: some woman got charged $100 for a taxi that took her a distance of one block
- on the radio: gas station that charged 99.9 cents per litre
- on the radio: people looting Future Shop
- retarded finger pointing by US and Canada at each other
what I'm really curious is... what exactly happened that caused such a huge outage? that would cascade down all over the place...
Thursday, August 14, 2003
Monday, August 04, 2003
I had the weirest dream two nights ago. It wasn't exactly what the dream was about. Hell, I don't even really remember what it is about anymore. But the point is, is that sometime during the dream, I got hurt. Now, it is believed by many that it is not possible to feel pain in a dream. I believe this because I can't remember the last time I got hurt in a dream and actually felt real pain. But this particular night, I sorta did. I say sorta cuz it wasn't really real pain. Instead of actually feeling the pain, my mind filled the gap and forced me to react like I felt pain. Like, if I put my hand on a hot stove in my dream, I would flinch and remove my hand from the stove. And I would go "Ow, that's hot!" but I would never actually feel any pain. It was like an automatic reaction to what I have grown up to know SHOULD cause pain.
This sorta got me thinking. Maybe sometimes, the pain that we feel arn't actually there.
anyways, I'm BSing. LOL. I'll shut up now.
This sorta got me thinking. Maybe sometimes, the pain that we feel arn't actually there.
anyways, I'm BSing. LOL. I'll shut up now.
Flash mobs: a new social phenomenon?
Is it performance art or the ultimate surprise party? A social phenomenon known as the 'flash mob', which began in New York and relies on e-mail, appears to be spreading worldwide.
Using mass e-mailing, the organisers bring together what their invitations describe as 'inexplicable mobs' - large crowds that materialise in public places and suddenly dissipate 10 minutes later.
Since the first flash mob was organised in Manhattan in May, by a mischievous underground group called the Mob Project, the practise has already spread to other U.S. cities, while plans are being drawn up for events in London, Rome and Vienna.
The concept's creator, a shadowy figure known only as Bill, started off by e-mailing 50 friends to gather at a retail store in downtown Manhattan. The plan was foiled after the store was tipped off, forcing Bill to introduce an element of subterfuge.
For mob number two, participants were asked to gather in advance in one of several bars and only then were handed a leaflet detailing the target - Macy's department store.
More than 100 people suddenly appeared on Macy's home furnishing floor and, as instructed by the leaflet, began discussing whether to purchase a 'love rug' for their fictitious commune. To the bewilderment of the sales staff, the crowd then melted away as quickly as it had formed.
As Bill's e-mail pool has expanded, so has the size of the gatherings. Mob number three saw nearly 200 people flood the lobby of the swanky Hyatt Hotel and erupt into synchronised applause in front of bemused guests, while number four involved the invasion of a shoe boutique in Soho with participants pretending to be hick tourists from the southern U.S. state of Maryland on a bus trip.
"It's a spectacle for spectacle's sake - which is silly, but is also, as I've discovered somewhat to my surprise, genuinely transgressive, which is part of its appeal, I think," said the mysterious Bill in an e-mail exchange. "People feel like there's nothing but order everywhere, and so they love to be a part of just one thing that nobody was expecting."
A spokesman for the New York police department was wary about commenting on the legality of the mobs, but said the police would intervene only if there was criminal intent. For the most recent event, on July 24, one group gathered in an Irish bar, trying vainly to act casual as they loitered around the jukebox mentioned in the invitation.
"Are you with the mob?" whispered one anxious first-timer, only to be shushed with a knowing nod and wink, followed by a nervous giggle. A Mob Project representative surreptitiously handed out instruction leaflets, guiding that group and others to a grassy knoll in Central Park, opposite the American Museum of Natural History.
The mob began at 7:18 pm precisely - the 300-plus participants having synchronised watches with a time zone website - and the surreal instructions were followed to the letter:
· For the first three minutes, make as little noise as possible. If you can make a realistic bird call, you may occasionally do so.
· By 7:21 pm, you may make all bird calls, unrealistic or no.
· By 7:23 pm, you may also mumble, 'bird noise'.
· By 7:25 pm, you may also call out, "Nature here! Come get some nature," to passers-by.
· At 7:26 pm, chant "Na-ture" for 20 seconds, cheer and disperse.
"It was over before I could work out whether it was really clever or really dumb. But either way I kind of enjoyed it," said Lorien Poole, 24, who was e-mailed by a friend.
Just a few hours later, the event was the subject of heated discussion on several website chatrooms devoted to the flash mob trend. "It seems to me that while this is all fun, harmless and interesting for now, that it is just a matter of time before a fight breaks out and the mob becomes a riot," wrote one pessimistic participant.
Bill has made it clear he intends to wind up the project before it gets out of hand, although the concept appears to be taking on a life of its own.
San Francisco, Minneapolis and Phoenix have all staged their own events, while the first European mob took place this week in Rome, when 300 people entered a music and bookstore and asked for non-existent titles. The idea has also been adopted and given a more political agenda by other groups.
In Detroit, a group of gays and lesbians organise the 'Detroit Guerrilla Queer Bar', which targets a local straight restaurant or bar for 'swarming' on a designated night. And in Boston, Reggie Cummings, a black software developer, coordinates 'friendly takeovers' by crowds of black yuppies of downtown bars with a traditionally white clientele.
Source: http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s913314.htm
Is it performance art or the ultimate surprise party? A social phenomenon known as the 'flash mob', which began in New York and relies on e-mail, appears to be spreading worldwide.
Using mass e-mailing, the organisers bring together what their invitations describe as 'inexplicable mobs' - large crowds that materialise in public places and suddenly dissipate 10 minutes later.
Since the first flash mob was organised in Manhattan in May, by a mischievous underground group called the Mob Project, the practise has already spread to other U.S. cities, while plans are being drawn up for events in London, Rome and Vienna.
The concept's creator, a shadowy figure known only as Bill, started off by e-mailing 50 friends to gather at a retail store in downtown Manhattan. The plan was foiled after the store was tipped off, forcing Bill to introduce an element of subterfuge.
For mob number two, participants were asked to gather in advance in one of several bars and only then were handed a leaflet detailing the target - Macy's department store.
More than 100 people suddenly appeared on Macy's home furnishing floor and, as instructed by the leaflet, began discussing whether to purchase a 'love rug' for their fictitious commune. To the bewilderment of the sales staff, the crowd then melted away as quickly as it had formed.
As Bill's e-mail pool has expanded, so has the size of the gatherings. Mob number three saw nearly 200 people flood the lobby of the swanky Hyatt Hotel and erupt into synchronised applause in front of bemused guests, while number four involved the invasion of a shoe boutique in Soho with participants pretending to be hick tourists from the southern U.S. state of Maryland on a bus trip.
"It's a spectacle for spectacle's sake - which is silly, but is also, as I've discovered somewhat to my surprise, genuinely transgressive, which is part of its appeal, I think," said the mysterious Bill in an e-mail exchange. "People feel like there's nothing but order everywhere, and so they love to be a part of just one thing that nobody was expecting."
A spokesman for the New York police department was wary about commenting on the legality of the mobs, but said the police would intervene only if there was criminal intent. For the most recent event, on July 24, one group gathered in an Irish bar, trying vainly to act casual as they loitered around the jukebox mentioned in the invitation.
"Are you with the mob?" whispered one anxious first-timer, only to be shushed with a knowing nod and wink, followed by a nervous giggle. A Mob Project representative surreptitiously handed out instruction leaflets, guiding that group and others to a grassy knoll in Central Park, opposite the American Museum of Natural History.
The mob began at 7:18 pm precisely - the 300-plus participants having synchronised watches with a time zone website - and the surreal instructions were followed to the letter:
· For the first three minutes, make as little noise as possible. If you can make a realistic bird call, you may occasionally do so.
· By 7:21 pm, you may make all bird calls, unrealistic or no.
· By 7:23 pm, you may also mumble, 'bird noise'.
· By 7:25 pm, you may also call out, "Nature here! Come get some nature," to passers-by.
· At 7:26 pm, chant "Na-ture" for 20 seconds, cheer and disperse.
"It was over before I could work out whether it was really clever or really dumb. But either way I kind of enjoyed it," said Lorien Poole, 24, who was e-mailed by a friend.
Just a few hours later, the event was the subject of heated discussion on several website chatrooms devoted to the flash mob trend. "It seems to me that while this is all fun, harmless and interesting for now, that it is just a matter of time before a fight breaks out and the mob becomes a riot," wrote one pessimistic participant.
Bill has made it clear he intends to wind up the project before it gets out of hand, although the concept appears to be taking on a life of its own.
San Francisco, Minneapolis and Phoenix have all staged their own events, while the first European mob took place this week in Rome, when 300 people entered a music and bookstore and asked for non-existent titles. The idea has also been adopted and given a more political agenda by other groups.
In Detroit, a group of gays and lesbians organise the 'Detroit Guerrilla Queer Bar', which targets a local straight restaurant or bar for 'swarming' on a designated night. And in Boston, Reggie Cummings, a black software developer, coordinates 'friendly takeovers' by crowds of black yuppies of downtown bars with a traditionally white clientele.
Source: http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s913314.htm
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