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Sunday, December 21, 2003
Drinking Responsibly During the Holidays
The holiday season is a time to enjoy family dinners, office parties, and get-togethers with friends. Festive drinks and tasty punches often contribute to the holiday revelry, so here are some tips to help you celebrate sensibly:
Source: http://theonion.com/3949/tips.html
- If you are a woman, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol. If you are a man, remember: Women are more sensitive to the effects of alcohol.
- Always drink from the bottle labeled "XXX." The bottle with the skull-and-crossbones on the front is poison.
- Drinking alone is a telltale sign that you know better than to put up with anybody's bullshit.
- Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.
- If someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he let you have his car keys. If he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. This also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know.
- Never drink with Tyler Schneeklov.
- While standing in the middle of the road at 3 a.m. yelling expletives at your ex-girlfriend, wear light-colored clothing so motorists can see you.
- Once you get married and have kids, stop drinking tons of whiskey and switch to drinking tons of wine.
- Always re-cap your flask between swigs. This lengthens the amount of time between drinks.
- Don't mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey.
- Don't drink and drive. Disregard this if you happen to be one of those people who drive better drunk.
- If you suddenly find yourself impaired by alcohol, prevent any social awkwardness by informing all those present that you profoundly love them, and that you never get this drunk.
- Never use alcohol to escape feelings of failure and loneliness. Use Vicodin.
- Before heading out to the office holiday party, tape a handcuff key to the inside of your watchband. Just trust us on this one.
Source: http://theonion.com/3949/tips.html
Thursday, December 18, 2003
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Friday, December 12, 2003
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You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Wednesday, December 10, 2003
spiraling down...
*sigh* yes... 8 miles high... and falling REALLY fast....
especially tomorrow... stupid elec221 :(
especially tomorrow... stupid elec221 :(
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
From ~wnd
[Series 1 - you]
-- Name: XRaVeNX
-- Birthday: ... 1984
-- Birthplace: Hong Kong
-- Current Location: Kingston
-- Eye Colour: Dark Brown
-- Hair Colour: Black
-- Righty or Lefty: Sorta both (don't ask)
-- Zodiac Sign: Pieces
-- Font: eh.... THAT one
[Series 2 - your favourite]
-- Music: anything really, favs being OLP and Linkin Park
-- Cartoon: Family Guy
-- Color(s): Dark navy blue
-- Magazine: whatever
-- TV Show: whatever happens to be on
-- Song at the Moment: eh... nothing really
-- Language: French (apparently it attracts girls ;) ) or Japanese or Latin
-- Food & Beverage: Corn! Coke!
-- Subject in School: Java... just cuz it's easier :P
-- Weekend Activity: sleep and hang out with someone ;)
-- Ice Cream Flavour: Mint chocolate chip
-- Roller Coaster: good ones :P
[Series 3 - what is]
-- Your most overused phrase online: eh. no idea. "lol"?
-- The last thought you go to sleep with: why am i sleepin alone again?
-- The Best Name for a Butler: Bob
-- Your best feature: this
-- Your bedtime: changes everyday
-- Your greatest fear: i dunno
-- Your greatest accomplishment: poking people
-- Your most missed memory: a time when i couldn't care less
[Series 4 - you prefer]
-- Pepsi or coke: Coke!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDs
-- Dogs or cats: cats
-- Rugrats or Doug: Rugrats
-- Single or taken: ... taken? ;)
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- One pillow or two: One
-- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
-- Hot chocolate or hot cocoa: hrrmm... Hot cocoa
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
[ series 5 - do you ]
-- Take a shower everyday?: occasionally... i think i did that once last year :P
-- Do you think you've been in love?: aye
-- Want to go to college?: eh... no? yes? i dunno yet
-- Like high school?: eh... it was ok
-- Want to get married: too far away
-- Type with your fingers on the right keys?: hell no
-- Believe in yourself?: what does that actually mean?
-- Have any tattoos/where?: no
-- Have any piercings/where?: no
-- Get motion sickness?: if i read in the car
-- Think you're a health freak?: rite....
-- Get along with your parents?: ya.. i guess
-- Like thunderstorms?: Yes. Especially if it pours outside
[Series 6 - the future]
-- Age you hope to be married: no clue
-- Number and Names of Children: 2. Dunno names yet
-- Where do you see yourself in five years?: exactly five years from now? same. sittin in front of my computer...
-- How do you want to die?: morbid arn't we?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: computer graphic artist/designer
-- What country would you most like to visit?: just most of europe and japan
[Series 7 - opposite sex]
-- Best eye color?: green or orange
-- Best hair color?: red
-- Short or long hair?: long
-- Best height?: my height
-- Best weight?: around my weight? give or take 10-15 lbs?
-- Best articles of clothing?: no comment ;)
-- Best first date location?: it's not about the location. it's about the person ;)
-- Best first kiss location?: refer to above
-- What facial feature do you find the most attractive?: eyes
[Series 8 - other]
-- When's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: two nights ago
-- How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2
-- What's on your mouse pad?: a mouse
-- How many houses have you lived in?: houses? 4
-- How many schools have you gone to? : 9
-- What colour is your bedroom carpet?: navy blue
-- If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take one thing (not person) with you what would you take? : a sail boat DUH
-- What was the best time of your life so far?: maybe tomorrow
PAST
First grade teacher's name: no recollection at all
Last word you said: ok
Last song you sang: don't remember
PRESENT
What's in your cd player? : don't use the CD player much
What colour socks are you wearing? : black and grey
What's under your bed? : boxes and a floor
What time did you wake up at today?: 12?
NOW
Current mood: bored
Current music: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Current hair: needs washing
Current clothes: jeans, tshirt, hoodie
Current smell: nothing
Current longing: S and for exams to be over
Current desktop picture: some random 3D render
Current fingernail colour: their natural colour
Current crush: mine already ;) the other is not
Current hate: elec221
Last CD that you bought: HAAHAHAHA.. a blank one.. actually.. 100 blank ones
Favourite place to be: where i was last nite
Time you wake up in the morning: pretty late in the afternoon recently
Do you believe in an afterlife?: it's a possibility. i don't believe in it yet
How tall are you?: 5'3
Current favourite word: more a phrase: BOTTOM. BURN. RED. RAW!
Favourite book(s): False Memory
Favourite season: Summer and Winter
YAY! DONE!
[Series 1 - you]
-- Name: XRaVeNX
-- Birthday: ... 1984
-- Birthplace: Hong Kong
-- Current Location: Kingston
-- Eye Colour: Dark Brown
-- Hair Colour: Black
-- Righty or Lefty: Sorta both (don't ask)
-- Zodiac Sign: Pieces
-- Font: eh.... THAT one
[Series 2 - your favourite]
-- Music: anything really, favs being OLP and Linkin Park
-- Cartoon: Family Guy
-- Color(s): Dark navy blue
-- Magazine: whatever
-- TV Show: whatever happens to be on
-- Song at the Moment: eh... nothing really
-- Language: French (apparently it attracts girls ;) ) or Japanese or Latin
-- Food & Beverage: Corn! Coke!
-- Subject in School: Java... just cuz it's easier :P
-- Weekend Activity: sleep and hang out with someone ;)
-- Ice Cream Flavour: Mint chocolate chip
-- Roller Coaster: good ones :P
[Series 3 - what is]
-- Your most overused phrase online: eh. no idea. "lol"?
-- The last thought you go to sleep with: why am i sleepin alone again?
-- The Best Name for a Butler: Bob
-- Your best feature: this
-- Your bedtime: changes everyday
-- Your greatest fear: i dunno
-- Your greatest accomplishment: poking people
-- Your most missed memory: a time when i couldn't care less
[Series 4 - you prefer]
-- Pepsi or coke: Coke!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDs
-- Dogs or cats: cats
-- Rugrats or Doug: Rugrats
-- Single or taken: ... taken? ;)
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- One pillow or two: One
-- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
-- Hot chocolate or hot cocoa: hrrmm... Hot cocoa
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
[ series 5 - do you ]
-- Take a shower everyday?: occasionally... i think i did that once last year :P
-- Do you think you've been in love?: aye
-- Want to go to college?: eh... no? yes? i dunno yet
-- Like high school?: eh... it was ok
-- Want to get married: too far away
-- Type with your fingers on the right keys?: hell no
-- Believe in yourself?: what does that actually mean?
-- Have any tattoos/where?: no
-- Have any piercings/where?: no
-- Get motion sickness?: if i read in the car
-- Think you're a health freak?: rite....
-- Get along with your parents?: ya.. i guess
-- Like thunderstorms?: Yes. Especially if it pours outside
[Series 6 - the future]
-- Age you hope to be married: no clue
-- Number and Names of Children: 2. Dunno names yet
-- Where do you see yourself in five years?: exactly five years from now? same. sittin in front of my computer...
-- How do you want to die?: morbid arn't we?
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: computer graphic artist/designer
-- What country would you most like to visit?: just most of europe and japan
[Series 7 - opposite sex]
-- Best eye color?: green or orange
-- Best hair color?: red
-- Short or long hair?: long
-- Best height?: my height
-- Best weight?: around my weight? give or take 10-15 lbs?
-- Best articles of clothing?: no comment ;)
-- Best first date location?: it's not about the location. it's about the person ;)
-- Best first kiss location?: refer to above
-- What facial feature do you find the most attractive?: eyes
[Series 8 - other]
-- When's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: two nights ago
-- How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2
-- What's on your mouse pad?: a mouse
-- How many houses have you lived in?: houses? 4
-- How many schools have you gone to? : 9
-- What colour is your bedroom carpet?: navy blue
-- If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take one thing (not person) with you what would you take? : a sail boat DUH
-- What was the best time of your life so far?: maybe tomorrow
PAST
First grade teacher's name: no recollection at all
Last word you said: ok
Last song you sang: don't remember
PRESENT
What's in your cd player? : don't use the CD player much
What colour socks are you wearing? : black and grey
What's under your bed? : boxes and a floor
What time did you wake up at today?: 12?
NOW
Current mood: bored
Current music: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Current hair: needs washing
Current clothes: jeans, tshirt, hoodie
Current smell: nothing
Current longing: S and for exams to be over
Current desktop picture: some random 3D render
Current fingernail colour: their natural colour
Current crush: mine already ;) the other is not
Current hate: elec221
Last CD that you bought: HAAHAHAHA.. a blank one.. actually.. 100 blank ones
Favourite place to be: where i was last nite
Time you wake up in the morning: pretty late in the afternoon recently
Do you believe in an afterlife?: it's a possibility. i don't believe in it yet
How tall are you?: 5'3
Current favourite word: more a phrase: BOTTOM. BURN. RED. RAW!
Favourite book(s): False Memory
Favourite season: Summer and Winter
YAY! DONE!
Random (and senseless) links!
obviously to procratinate ;)
That's it for now. Get back to work ;)
- Hands free mobile phone
- Huge ass explosion. 32 people including the camera crew died.
- "Oooh my goodness"
- Aquada!!
- Rejected Crayons
- GAMES! (Warning: EXTREME ADDICTION!!! Click with caution!)
- Use it.
- Scrollbar racing
- Longest lineup in the world
That's it for now. Get back to work ;)
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