RLotD

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RLotD

Celine Jackson

Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage

You've dated enough to know what you want. And that's marriage - with the right person. You're serious about settling down some time soon. Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to!

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

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What Rejected Crayon Are You?

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Don't drink and pass out

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Cats are funny

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The Backstroke Of The West

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"Honey, I'm ready! But I can't see!!!!

Your dating personality profile: Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along. Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.

Your date match profile: Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date. Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.

Your Top Ten Traits 1. Shy 2. Romantic 3. Liberal 4. Adventurous 5. Big-Hearted 6. Sensual 7. Wealthy/Ambitious 8. Practical 9. Athletic 10. Intellectual

Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Conservative 2. Romantic 3. Adventurous 4. Practical 5. Sensual 6. Athletic 7. Outgoing 8. Big-Hearted 9. Traditional 10. Intellectual

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Years from now, people will look back on President Bush and think "I have no friggin idea what that guy was talking about. But he talked exactly what I wanted to hear."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

“It’s been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
Steve Martin

“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Elmo Phillips

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

“It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHRADDHA!!!

w00h00!! You're 21! OLDDD!!!! Welcome to the club! ;)

XOXO

Your Slanguage Profile

Canadian Slang: 75%

Aussie Slang: 50%

New England Slang: 50%

Prison Slang: 50%

British Slang: 25%

Southern Slang: 25%

Victorian Slang: 25%

What Slanguage Do You Speak?

Your Birthdate: February 21

Being born on the 21st day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life. The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental. There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, "couldn't care less" attitude. You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression. Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing. You are energetic and always a good conversationalist. You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters. Your mind is practical and rational despite this tendency to jump about. You are affectionate and loving, but very sensitive. You are subject to rapid ups and downs.

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